Guide to food and drinks: Difference between revisions

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!Burger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Meat

| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.

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!Brain Burger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Brain

| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Alkysine]].

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!Clown Burger

| 1 Clown Mask + 5 units [[Flour]]

| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].

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!Mime Burger

| 1 Mime Mask + 5 units [[Flour]]

| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.

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!Tofu Burger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Tofu]]

| Melts your face!

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!Spell Burger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Wizard Hat

| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.

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!Xenoburger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Xenos|Xeno Meat]]

| Ali-yum!

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!Jelly Burger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units [[Slime Jam]] or 5 units [[Cherry Jelly]]

| My insides are burning!

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!Ghost Burger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]

| Terror-ifficly tasty.

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!Appendix Burger

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]

|Tastes like appendicitis

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!Big Bite Burger

| 3 Meats + 5 units [[Flour]]

| Forget the Big Mac.

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!Super Bite Burger

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 5 Meats <br>+ 4 Tomatoes + 2 Eggs + 5 units [[Salt]] + 5 units [[Pepper]]

| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

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!{{anchor|Bread}}Bread

| 15 units [[Flour]]

| Sliceable.

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!Meatbread

| 3 Meats + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s

| Sliceable.

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!Tofu-Bread

| 3 [[Tofu]]s + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 15 units [[Flour]]

| Sliceable.

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!Xeno-Bread

| 3 Xeno Meats + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s

| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.

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!Spider Meatloaf

| 3 Spider Meats + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s

| Sliceable. Green but delicious.

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!Banana-nut Bread

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana

| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.

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!Cream Cheese Bread

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s

| Sliceable.

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!Baguette

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit [[Pepper]]

| The mimes favorite.

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!Sandwich

| 2 [[Bread Slice]]s + 1 [[Meat Steak]] + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]

| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].

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![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]

!Toasted Sandwich

| <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> Kill them all. </span>

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!Grilled Cheese Sandwich

| 2 [[Bread Slice]]s + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]

| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.

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!Jelly Toast

| 1 [[Bread Slice]] + 5 units [[Slime Jam]] or [[Cherry Jelly]]

| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!

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!Two Bread

| 2 [[Bread Slice]]s + 5 [[Wine]]

| Classy.

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!Jelly Sandwich

| 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jam + 2 [[Bread Slice]]s

| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.

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!Not-a-Sandwich

| 1 Fake Moustache + 2 [[Bread Slice]]s

| Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.

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!Ice Cream Sandwich

| 1 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Ice Cream Vat|Ice Cream]] + 5 units Ice + 5 units Milk Cream

| Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

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!Margherita Pizza

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 4 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 1 Tomato

| Sliceable.

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!Mushroom Pizza

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 5 any Mushrooms

| Sliceable.

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!Meat Pizza

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 3 Meats + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]] + 1 Tomato

| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.

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!Vegetable Pizza

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato

| Sliceable. Contains [[Imidazoline]].

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!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti

| 5 units units [[Flour]]

|The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.

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!Boiled Spaghetti

| 5 units Water + 1 [[Spaghetti]]

| Mama Mia!

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!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta

| 5 units Water + 1 [[Spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes

| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.

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!Copypasta

| 2 [[Tomato Pasta]]s

| Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.

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!Spaghetti & Meatballs

| 5 units Water + 1 [[Spaghetti]] + 2 [[Faggot]]s

| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!

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!Spesslaw

| 5 units Water + 1 [[Spaghetti]] + 4 [[Faggot]]s

| Lawyer's choice!

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!Eggplant Parmigiana

| 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant

| Clogs your arteries, healthily!

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!Meatball Soup

| 10 units Water + 1 [[Faggot]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato

| Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.

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!Nettle Soup

| 10 units Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Egg + 1 Potato

| Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Tricordrazine]].

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!Vegetable Soup

| 10 units Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato

| Force feed the Botanists this.

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!Tomato Soup

| 10 units Water + 2 Tomatoes

| What, no crackers?

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!Blood Soup

| 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes

| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.

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!Slime Soup

| 10 units Water + 5 units [[Slime Jam]]

| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.

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!Clown's Tears

| 10 units Water + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium|Bananium ore]]

| Not very funny.

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!Mystery Soup

| 10 units Water + 1 failed recipe + 1 [[Tofu]] + 1 Egg + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]

| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.  

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!Mushroom Soup

| 5 units Water + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Chanterelle

| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.

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!Beet Soup

| 10 units Water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage

| Feed your inner Russian with borscht.

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!Milo Soup

| 10 units Water + 2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[Tofu]]s

| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.

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!Stewed Soy Meat

| 2 [[Soy Dope]]s + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato

| Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.

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!Stew

| 10 units Water + 1 Meat + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom

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![[File:coldstew.png|50px]]

!Cold Chili Stew

| 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato

| Ice, ice, baby!

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!Hot Chili Stew

| 1 Meat + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato

|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!

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!Wish Soup

| 20 units Water

| Make you wish the chef could cook.

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! Imitation Carp Fillet

| 5 units [[Carpotoxin]] + 1 [[Tofu]]

| Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.

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!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Carp Fillet

| Slightly toxic.

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!Cuban Carp

| 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper

| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.

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!Fish & Chips

| 1 [[Space Fries]] + 1 Carp meat

| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

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!Fish Fingers

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat

| Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

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!Carp Sashimi

| 1 Spider Egg + 1 Carp meat + 10 units [[Soy Sauce]]

| Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

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!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak

| 1 Meat + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit Pepper

| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?

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!Sausage

| 1 [[Faggot]] + 1 Meat

| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.

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!Boiled Spider Leg

| 1 Spider Leg + 10 units Water

| Well, may as well make it useful!

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!Green Eggs and Ham

| 1 Spider Meat + 1 Spider Egg + 1 [[Salt]]

| You swear it's still moving.

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!Herb Salad

| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple

| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?

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!Aesir Salad

| 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple

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![[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]

!Valid Salad

| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[Faggot]]

| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>

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!Banana Cream Pie

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Banana

| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.

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!Berry Clafoutis

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Berry

| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!

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!Meatpies

| 1 Meat + 10 units [[Flour]]

| Made of people, or not?

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!Tofu Pie

| 1 [[Tofu]] + 10 units [[Flour]]

| Made of plants, or not?

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!Xeno Pie

| 1 Xeno Meat + 10 units [[Flour]]

| A delicious end to the xeno threat.

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!Apple Pie

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Apple

| The traditional dessert.

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!Cherry Pie

| 1 Cherry + 10 units [[Flour]]

| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan

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!Amanita Pie

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Amanita

| Only slightly toxic, really!

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!Pumpkin Pie

| 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units Space Milk + 5 units [[Sugar]]

|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.

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!Plump Pie

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Plump Helmet

| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Tricordrazine]]!

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!Golden Apple Tart

| 5 units Space Milk + 5 units [[Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 units [[Flour]]

| Tastes like chaos!

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!Vanilla Cake

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk

| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.

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!Carrot Cake

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 Carrots

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![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]

!Cheese Cake

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s

| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>

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!Birthday Cake

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units Space Milk

| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.

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!Apple Cake

| 5 units Space Milk + 2 Apples + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs

| Sliceable.  

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!Brain Cake

| 5 units Space Milk + 1 Brain + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs

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![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]

!Orange Cake

| 5 units Space Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs

| Sliceable.

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!Lime Cake

| 5 units Space Milk + 2 Limes + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs

| Sliceable.

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!Lemon Cake

| 5 units Space Milk + 2 Lemons + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs

| Sliceable.

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!Chocolate Cake

| 5 units Space Milk + 2 [[Chocolate Bar]]s + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs

| Sliceable.

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!Cheese Fries

| 1 [[Space Fries]] + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]

| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.

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!Cheese Omelette

| 2 Eggs + 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s

| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.

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!Fried Egg

| 1 Egg + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit [[Pepper]]

| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.

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!Boiled Egg

| 1 Egg + 5 units Water

| Precracked, just eat!

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!Loaded Baked Potato

| 1 Potato + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]

| No bacon bits?

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!Popcorn

| 1 Corn

| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.

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!Warm Donk Pocket

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Faggot]]

| Contains [[Tricordrazine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.

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!Hot Dog

| 1 [[Bread Slice]] + 1 [[Sausage]] + 5 units [[Ketchup]]

| Fresh footlong ready to go down on.

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!Eggs Benedict

| 1 [[Fried Egg]] + 1 [[Meat Steak]] + 1 [[Bread Slice]]

| There is only one egg on this, how rude.

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!Tin of Beans

| 2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[Ketchup]]

| Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

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!Donut

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg

| Security members recover morale quickly with these.

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!Jelly Donut

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units [[Berry Juice]] or [[Slime Jam]] or Cherry Jelly

| Security members recover more morale with these.

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!Chaos Donuts

| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units [[Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[Cold Sauce]]

| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.

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!Soylent Green

| 2 Human Meats + 15 units [[Flour]])

| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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!Soylen Viridians

| 15 units [[Flour]] + 1 Soy Bean

| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!

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!Waffles

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 2 Eggs

| Like pancakes with syrup traps.

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!Roffle Waffles

| 10 units [[Flour]] + 2 Eggs + 5 units Psilocybin

| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.

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!Chawanmushi

| 5 units Water + 5 units [[Soy Sauce]] + 2 Eggs + 1 Chanterelle

| Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?

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!Fortune Cookie

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy

| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

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!Sugar Cookie

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units Sugar

| Just like your little sister used to make.

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!Muffin

| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units Space Milk

| Muffin!

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!Berry Muffin

| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry

|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.

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!Booberry Muffin

| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm

| My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!

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!Cracker

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Salt]]

| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"

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!Poppy Pretzel

| 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]]  

| Heals brute damage with opium!

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!Plump Biscuits

| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Plump Helmet

| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

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!Chocolate Egg

| 1 Egg + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]

| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.

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!Candied Apple

| 5 units Water + 5 units [[Sugar]] + 1 Apple

| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!

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!Monkey's Delight

| 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit [[Pepper]]

| EE EEE!

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!Wing Fang Chu

| 5 units [[Soy Sauce]] + 1 [[Xeno|Xeno Meat]]

| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].

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!Enchiladas

| 1 Meat + 2 Chilis + 1 Corn

| Spicy.

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!Egg Wrap

| 1 [[Fried Egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units Soysauce

| The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.

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!Kebab

| 2 Meats/[[Tofu]]s (meat must be same type!) + [[Metal Rod]]

| You get the metal rod back after eating.

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!Boiled Slime Core

| 1 [[Slime core]] + 5 units Water

| Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.

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!Amanita Jelly

| 5 units Water + 5 units [[Vodka]] + 3 Amanitas

| It's evil, don't touch it!

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!Spacy Liberty Duff

| 5 units Water + 5 units [[Vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps

| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.

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!Meat Bun

| 5 units [[Soy Sauce]] + 5 units units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Faggot]] + 1 Cabbage

| Has the potential to not be Dog.

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