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The usual shift starts with running into the pen and grabbing a monkey. I have seen geneticists take about three/four minutes to only get the monkey inside the scanner. Luckily this has become better over time even if only by a little. By far the easiest, most efficient way to do this is by pulling the monkey. No fudging with intent, just open the door, CTRL+click the nearest mammal NOT YOUR COWORKER and walk back before the pen closes. You can just open the scanner by clicking on it, walking into it and walking back into your monkey. Then click the scanner and your monkey is in, all in about twenty seconds tops!
The usual shift starts with running into the pen and grabbing a monkey. I have seen geneticists take about three/four minutes to only get the monkey inside the scanner. Luckily this has become better over time even if only by a little. By far the easiest, most efficient way to do this is by pulling the monkey. No fudging with intent, just open the door, CTRL+click the nearest mammal NOT YOUR COWORKER and walk back before the pen closes. You can just open the scanner by clicking on it, walking into it and walking back into your monkey. Then click the scanner and your monkey is in, all in about twenty seconds tops!


This is where everything goes confusing because numbers indicate math might happen anytime soon. Luckily for you, genetics isn't related to telescience by far and getting out a calculator is unnesescary. The screen which you see when you click the monitor has a load of buttons. What do I press first and when?
This is where everything goes confusing because numbers indicate math might happen anytime soon. Luckily for you, genetics isn't related to telescience by far and getting out a calculator is unnecessary. The screen which you see when you click the monitor has a load of buttons. What do I press first and when?


The "SCAN" button is more or less a F5, it functions the same as reclicking the monitor. I personally never ever use this.
The "SCAN" button is more or less a F5, it functions the same as reclicking the monitor. I personally never ever use this.
The "LOCK" button does what it promises, it locks down the scanner. Previously, you could get out of the scanner when it was locked by resisting. The true lock button is the apc, turn off the power and the scanner isn't going to open, ever. There is also a glitch that prevents your screams from being heard when inside a scanner, so if you manage to snitch someones headset of you can just throw them inside and experiment, with no one wiser.
The "LOCK" button does what it promises, it locks down the scanner. Previously, you could get out of the scanner when it was locked by resisting. The true lock button is the apc, turn off the power and the scanner isn't going to open, ever. There is also a glitch that prevents your screams from being heard when inside a scanner, so if you manage to snitch someones headset of you can just throw them inside and experiment, with no one wiser.
The "INJECT REJUVENATORS" button injects a chemical closely related to Hyronalin which removes radiation. You inject fiveteen units every time you press the button up to a visible ninety units. Untested, but the radiation seems to have a lessened effect when you overdose your monkey with this stuff. Improtant note: this does not cure toxins damage, this only lowers radiation levels.
The "INJECT REJUVENATORS" button injects a chemical closely related to Potassium Iodide which removes radiation. You inject fiveteen units every time you press the button up to a visible ninety units. Untested, but the radiation seems to have a lessened effect when you overdose your monkey with this stuff. Important note: This does not cure toxins damage, this only lowers radiation levels.
The "EJECT" button simply ejects a disk in case you inserted one.
The "EJECT" button simply ejects a disk in case you inserted one. You insert disks by clicking the console with one in-hand.
The "BUFFER/RADIATION MENU" is where it's really at. This button switches the computer between radiating the living hell out of your subject and safing current genetic data in the case you lost it, in case of changelings, in case of a thermonuclear war or to start yet another Uristpocalypse (alternatively, you can safe your progress this way. Asides from that, it really isn't anything but an ordinary switch.
The "BUFFER/RADIATION MENU" is where it's really at. This button switches the computer between radiating the living hell out of your subject and saving current genetic data in the case you lost it, in case of changelings, in case of a thermonuclear war or to start yet another Uristpocalypse (alternatively, you can safe your progress this way). Asides from that, it really isn't anything but an ordinary switch.
The "PULSE DURATION" determines the accuracy of your radiation. More on this later.
The "PULSE DURATION" determines the accuracy of your radiation. More on this later.
The "OUTPUT LEVEL" is how much you irradiate your monkey; it increases randomness of the scanner and exactly how much a gene changes. The higher it is, the more radiated your monkey gets.
The "OUTPUT LEVEL" is how much you irradiate your monkey; it increases randomness of the scanner and exactly how much a gene changes. The higher it is, the more radiated your monkey gets.
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Unique Enzymes, this can't be recreated, ever.
Unique Enzymes, this can't be recreated, ever.
Unique Identifiers, these can be altered and changed. These determine the way you look. These are set in stone.
Unique Identifiers, these can be altered and changed. These determine the way you look. These are set in stone.
Structural Enzymes, these decide wether or not you are mangled and disabled monkey or a superhuman. These are random.
Structural Enzymes, these decide whether or not you are a mangled and disabled monkey or a superhuman. These are random.




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[1]739 [2]302 [3]0A4 [4]6BC [5]EF0 [6]58A [7]278
[1]739 [2]302 [3]0A4 [4]6BC [5]EF0 [6]58A [7]278
[8]183 [9]709 [10]2D3 [11]51F [12]490 [13]6E2 [14]007
[8]183 [9]709 [10]2D3 [11]51F [12]490 [13]6E2 [14]007
At first glance, this might seem random. And it is! Each round your monkeys get assigned to a random SE string, and each block gets a reset. Never will everything be set in stone like some other jobs, which makes this all the more fun!
At first glance, this might seem random. And it is! Each round your monkeys get assigned to a random SE string, and each block ([1], [2]) gets a reset. Never will everything be set in stone like some other jobs, which makes this all the more fun!


If you look closely, and read that wiki full of lies, you should be able to determine which block is the Monkey Human Gene(MHG) and how to lower it. Take a moment to look at the example above. Every block shares ONE thing in common, aside from one.
If you look closely you should be able to determine which block is the Monkey Human Gene (MHG) and how to lower it. Take a moment to look at the example above. Every block shares ONE thing in common, aside from one.


Found it yet?
Found it yet?
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Yes, no? Found it? The answer is block five. Why? It just is! And it's always random! Isn't genetics a whole lot of fun? I will get back to this topic in the next chapter.
Yes, no? Found it? The answer is block five ([5]EF0). Why? It just is! And it's always random! Isn't genetics a whole lot of fun? In short, it's the one block with DNA higher than 799.
 
You could attempt to radiate the monkey with the standard 1/2 settings, but that is a living hell. Instead, you tune the console to get radiation settings you like (I recommend 6 to 11, but if you are the impatient gambling type 8 to 6 works just fine to kill your monkey) and then CLICK THE FIRST NUMBER of the block. NOT the greyed out number, the BLUE one. If you happen to be colourblind, that's the second number on the left. In this case, the letter "E". It should change to either a different number, or a different letter. If it doesn't you either had an odd roll or something else mutated because your accuracy was too low because you had bad luck. When the FIRST number of the string goes below 800 (in this case, 0F0 to 7F0 works) you open your scanner. Congratulations, you have a human!
 


You could attempt to radiate the monkey with the standard 1/2 settings, but that is a living hell. Instead, you tune the console to get radiation settings you like (I recommend output level 8 and pulse duration 5) and then CLICK THE FIRST NUMBER of the block. NOT the greyed out number, the BLUE one. If you happen to be colourblind, that's the second number on the left. In this case, the letter "E". It should change to either a different number, or a different letter. If it doesn't you either had an odd roll or something else mutated because your accuracy was too low because you had bad luck. When the FIRST number of the string goes below 800 (in this case, 0F0 to 7F0 works) you open your scanner. Congratulations, you have a human!


== From blindness to X-ray ==
== From blindness to X-ray ==
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