Drone: Difference between revisions

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Drones can hear people now unless it was changed back since I last played drone, so updated to reflect but tried to keep the joke. Made it a bit long I think though.
imported>Kosmos
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imported>Random Players
m (Drones can hear people now unless it was changed back since I last played drone, so updated to reflect but tried to keep the joke. Made it a bit long I think though.)
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The repurposed W.I.Z Inc. machine-spirit hardware in drone tech is highly susceptible to hat based emanations. <s>Stealing</s> Borrowing of hats is an unfortunate side effect of this; do not be alarmed. If the <s>glitchy little bastard</s> valued robot helper refuses to give up your headgear, wear the drone as a hat instead.
The repurposed W.I.Z Inc. machine-spirit hardware in drone tech is highly susceptible to hat based emanations. <s>Stealing</s> Borrowing of hats is an unfortunate side effect of this; do not be alarmed. If the <s>glitchy little bastard</s> valued robot helper refuses to give up your headgear, wear the drone as a hat instead.


Remember, '''drones cannot comprehend biological communication''' -- percussive maintenance may be required.
Remember, drones <s>will probably glitch out and steal your shit</s> are very single-minded on their task and thus are likely to acquire grab supplies you need for yourself. While a recent system updates has made them capable of comprehending human speech they can not respond and depending on how their logic core is configured, they may consider listening to you saying to go away to be 'interacting' -- percussive maintenance may be required to correct the configuration.