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Rewrote parts of the passage to be a more realistic reflection of what actually happens in the game
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==Sanctuary==
==Sanctuary==
You have a little study with a bookshelf waiting to be filled with forbidden knowledge (read: pornography). In here, you <del>should</del> won't be safe from the [[Head of Security]] (read: [[shitcurity]]) who didn't like your poetry readings. He can just ask the AI to open the door. When the lynch mob inevitably forms after you read aloud [[Woody's Got Wood]], you can weld the door shut to buy yourself a precious few seconds before someone unwelds it, because the Head of Personnel will often storm the room, shoot you with an energy gun and hand you over to security officers. If he doesn't just kill you on the spot.
You have a little study with a bookshelf waiting to be filled with forbidden knowledge (read: pornography). In here, you <del>should</del> won't be safe from the [[Head of Security]] (read: [[shitcurity]]) who didn't like your poetry readings. He can just ask the AI to open the door. When the lynch mob inevitably forms after you read aloud [[Woody's Got Wood]], you can weld the door shut to buy yourself a precious few seconds before someone unwelds it, as the Head of Personnel will often storm the room, shoot you with an energy gun and hand you over to security officers. If he doesn't just laser you to death on the spot.


==Book'em Dano==
==Book'em Dano==
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