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→‎Neutral: goat and walking mushroom details
imported>Hedgehog1029
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![[File:Goat.png|Pete the Goat]]
![[File:Goat.png|Pete the Goat]]
!Pete the Goat
!Pete the Goat
|The (not really) harmless and mostly terrible goat. He spends his time plotting in the [[Chef]]'s [[Bar#Kitchen|freezer]]; it's best to leave him there. Not only is Pete a wily and murderous animal, but his caretaker, the [[Chef]], may just have the excuse he's always wanted for making you into a burger.
|The (not really) harmless and mostly terrible goat. He spends his time plotting in the [[Chef]]'s [[Bar#Kitchen|freezer]]; it's best to leave him there. Not only is Pete a wily and murderous animal, but his caretaker, the [[Chef]], may just have the excuse he's always wanted for making you into a burger. Pete likes to eat space vines.
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![[File:Walkingmushroom.png|Walking Mushroom]]
![[File:Walkingmushroom.png|Walking Mushroom]]
!Walking Mushroom
!Walking Mushroom
|Truly neutral, their only purpose is to travel around the area they're in and look adorable. A more sinister property is their ability to warp and slow space-time. Only in massive groups is their evil truly realized. One or two as pets are fine, however.
|Truly neutral, their only purpose is to travel around the area they're in and look adorable. A more sinister property is their ability to <s>warp and slow space-time</s> MURDER EACH OTHER. Only in massive groups is their evil truly realized. One or two as pets are fine, however.
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![[File:G.png|Space Clown]]
![[File:G.png|Space Clown]]
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