Clown: Difference between revisions

235 bytes added ,  13:00, 22 March 2014
Added Wexler's excellent summary of drawing a line between clowning and griffing.
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(Added Wexler's excellent summary of drawing a line between clowning and griffing.)
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|access = HONK!, [[Theatre]]
|access = HONK!, [[Theatre]]
|difficulty = HONK!
|difficulty = HONK!
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]], Honkmother
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]], The Honkmother
|duties = Entertain the crew, Make bad jokes, Be a pain in the ass wherever you can, HONK!
|duties = Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK!
|guides = No external guides - HONK
|guides = No external guides - HONK
}}
}}
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You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!
You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!


''Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick. If you griff excessively expect a ban, a robusting, or both.''
== License to HONK ==
Nope, it is not a license to be a shit. Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick.
 
'''When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, stealing, incapacitating, etc.)?"'''
 
'''If yes: don't do it. You'll probably get robusted and banned.'''
 
'''If no: you're probably fine.'''


== Pranks ==
== Pranks ==
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* Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
* Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
* Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job
* Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job


=== Power ===
=== Power ===
Anonymous user