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== Cooking and You ==
== Cooking and You ==


If you don't know a recipe, don't experiment! You will dirty your microwave, and it will be not useful until it gets a space cleaner blast.  Also, if a microwave gets broken, you need to use a toolbox to repair it (the tools, don't smack it more). The processor and the blender are much more forgiving. The processor will only take things that it recognizes and the blender will blend any food item (granted, you might not get anything interesting out of it). You also have a ChemMaster to separate and identify anything you produce with your blender.
If you don't know a recipe, don't experiment, or you will waste valuable ingredients! You will dirty your microwave, making it unusable until it gets a space cleaner blast.  Also, if a microwave gets broken, you need to use a toolbox to repair it (the tools, don't smack it more). The processor and the blender are much more forgiving. The processor will only take things that it recognizes and the blender will blend any food item (granted, you might not get anything interesting out of it). You also have a ChemMaster to separate and identify anything you produce with your blender.


See the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Microwave_Recipes|Guide to food and drinks]] for a list of recipes.
See the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Microwave_Recipes|Guide to food and drinks]] for a list of recipes.
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=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===
=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===
Your knife is a pretty good damage weapon, it has an awesome stun rate, and if an alien eats you, take your knife out of your back pack and wriggle about inside using your move keys (you'll see how good it is then). Other than that, it can be used to cut food! You can cut cheese very easy with it, along with other foods (test what you can cut with it).
Your knife is a pretty good damage weapon, it has an awesome stun rate, and if an alien eats you, take your knife out of your back pack and wriggle about inside using your move keys (you'll see how good it is then). Other than that, it can be used to cut food! You can cut cheese very easy with it, along with other foods (test what you can cut with it). Some animals can be butchered


While the rolling pin does not give attack messages, so is a great stealth attack weapon, the knife is just stronger and meaner all around. However, the rolling pin does tend to cause a temporary "partial blindness" making it easier to take out a fleeing enemy, who can't see where they're going. EXCEPT THE ROLLING PIN DOES NOTHING BUT PARTIALLY BLINDING. FUCK. THIS IS SO USELESS (It knocks monkeys out immediately though!)
While the rolling pin does not give attack messages, so is a great stealth attack weapon, the knife is just stronger and meaner all around. However, the rolling pin does tend to cause a temporary "partial blindness" making it easier to take out a fleeing enemy, who can't see where they're going. EXCEPT THE ROLLING PIN DOES NOTHING BUT PARTIALLY BLINDING. FUCK. THIS IS SO USELESS (It knocks monkeys out immediately though!)
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=== The Best Meat Pies on Station ===
=== The Best Meat Pies on Station ===
Your gibber is EXCESSIVELY useful during long rounds where you are feeding a lot of people. Now, if you can't get Pun Pun or get the quartermaster to get you a monkey crate, you can head off to the morgue. That's right, the cook has morgue access to grab spent bodies and drag them to the gibber.  It's good practice to gib suicide victims first, as they cannot be cloned by any means and you can easily tell they're suicides by examining them for the following: a twisted off head, a bit off tongue, gouged out eyes, or more plainly-- they look like they've committed suicide.  Your gibber can only accept unclothed bodies, so remove any clothing or other objects the body may have on them.
You can grab monkeys and force them onto your meatspikes to slaughter them instantly. Clicking on a meatspike with a monkey will remove their skin first, then provide a slab of meat for up to five times. Monkeys can be produced by adding water to a monkey cube; monkey cubes can be produced with the biogenerator or ordered in a supply crate.
 
Some [[critters]] can be gibbed with your knife for meat, but they need to be dead first. Try not to kill Pete, as it is able to eat [[Random_event#Space_Vines|Space vines]] if alive.
 
Your gibber is EXCESSIVELY useful during long rounds where you are feeding a lot of people. Now, if you can't get Pun Pun or get the quartermaster to get you a monkey crate, you can head off to the morgue. That's right, the cook has morgue access to grab spent bodies and drag them to the gibber.  It's good practice to gib suicide victims first, as they cannot be cloned by any means and you can easily tell they're suicides by examining them for the following: a twisted off head, a bit off tongue, gouged out eyes, or, more plainly-- they look like they've committed suicide.  Your gibber can only accept unclothed bodies, so remove any clothing or other objects the body may have on them.


=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===
=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===
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