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==Stellar Patrol, its not a job, its an adventure!== | ==Stellar Patrol, its not a job, its an adventure!== | ||
You have the most important job on the station | You have the most <s>important</s> time consuming, under appreciated and ultimately pointless job on the station. You keep small areas from looking shitty while the areas you've already cleaned are covered with blood and litter again. You'll clean floors, toss out junk, replace broken lights and overall, keep the station resembling a workplace and not an anarchist playground! | ||
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===Equipment=== | ===Equipment=== | ||
* [[Galoshes]] prevent you from slipping on wet floors and items such as bananas and the Clown's PDA, do nothing against [[chemist|space lubed]] floors. | |||
* Bottle of [[space cleaner]] that will sadly will run out quickly and need to be replenished by [[chemistry]]. | |||
* Three space cleaner foam grenades | |||
* A [[bucket]] for filling your mop bucket or janitorial cart | |||
* A janitorial cart which holds a mop bucket, signs, mop, space cleaner bottle and light replacer | |||
* <s>A lot</s> Too few wet floor signs | |||
* A [[haz-mat suit]] that's hood will come in handy to prevent you getting facehugged by an alien and both parts will protect against airborne viruses | |||
* A water tank to fill your janitorial cart from using the handheld bucket | |||
* Two boxes of light bulbs to refill your light replacer or give to assistants so they can help replace lights | |||
* A state-of-the-art [[General_items#Light_Replacer|light replacer]] used to remove broken light tubes from light fixtures and replace them with new ones in one click | |||
* A box of mouse traps apparently to terrorise the poor mice that never leave maintenance without [[Assistant|Assistance]] | |||
* Two bear traps for trapping [[Space Bears]] or your colleagues | |||
* And your <s>pimp-as-fuck Janitor cart</s> no it was too good for this world | |||
Most importantly, you have your pride and joy purple | Most importantly, you have your pride and joy purple soft cap to signify <s>your duty to the station</s> to the crew who to lynch when the [[Clown]] is wetting floors. | ||
===WARNING=== | ===WARNING=== | ||
Place up warning signs where you mop, people get pissed when you don't put down signs | Place up warning signs where you mop, people get pissed when you don't put down signs even though you don't have enough to cover every area you clean and between lag and everyone running everywhere are usually not spotted until crew are already on their backs. | ||
The crew tend to be less then welcoming of your efforts to clean. | |||
Also, if people are chasing you, throw a bucket of water behind you, or where they will run into it, as they likely want to steal from you (your shoes are valuable). Or fill your spray bottle with a little water to quickly take down huge amounts of people. | Also, if people are chasing you, throw a bucket of water behind you, or where they will run into it, as they likely want to steal from you (your shoes are valuable). Or fill your spray bottle with a little water to quickly take down huge amounts of people. | ||
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Make sure the [[detective]] has cleared a scene before you clean up an area of some blood. Follow people dragging dead bodies to medbay, they leave massive trails of blood when they drag a body which means more work for you. | Make sure the [[detective]] has cleared a scene before you clean up an area of some blood. Follow people dragging dead bodies to medbay, they leave massive trails of blood when they drag a body which means more work for you. | ||
Don't be that asshole who finds the need to clean during a stationwide emergency, slipping people over who are in a hurry to get critical people to medbay or escape the singularity. Do you really think clean floors matter when the shuttle is arriving in six minutes and half the station is destroyed? | |||
==Can't Catch Me Ridin' Dirty== | ==Can't Catch Me Ridin' Dirty== | ||