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Also, if people are chasing you, throw a bucket of water behind you, or where they will run into it, as they likely want to steal from you (your shoes are valuable). Or fill your spray bottle with a little water to quickly take down huge amounts of people.
Also, if people are chasing you, throw a bucket of water behind you, or where they will run into it, as they likely want to steal from you (your shoes are valuable). Or fill your spray bottle with a little water to quickly take down huge amounts of people.


People assume if anyone slips, it was your doing, this may or may not be true. Often it was the god damn [[chemist]] with space lube, or a [[clown]] with a bucket of water... but fuck you, you're just a janitor.
People assume if anyone slips, it was your doing, this may or may not be true. Often it was the god damn [[chemist]] with space lube, or a [[clown]] with a bucket of water. Intelligent crew know the difference between slipping on a wet floor and slipping on just a floor though.


Make sure the [[detective]] has cleared a scene before you clean up an area of some blood. Follow people dragging dead bodies to medbay, they leave massive trails of blood when they drag a body which means more work for you.
Make sure the [[detective]] has cleared a scene before you clean up an area of some blood. Follow people dragging dead bodies to medbay, they leave massive trails of blood when they drag a body which means more work for you.
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