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All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the [[Operating Theatre]], along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only [[medical doctor]]s and the [[Chief Medical Officer]] can perform advanced surgery.
All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the [[Operating Theatre]], along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only [[medical doctor]]s and the [[Chief Medical Officer]] can perform advanced surgery.
=Surgical Tools=
 
== Surgical Tools ==
 
[[Medical_items#Surgical_Tools|Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.]]
[[Medical_items#Surgical_Tools|Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.]]


= Surgical Procedures =
== Surgical Procedures ==


For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.
For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.


== General ==
=== General ===


Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
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Step 5: Wake up the patient and kick them out.
Step 5: Wake up the patient and kick them out.


== Eye Surgery ==
=== Eye Surgery ===
 
'''Fixing blindness.'''
'''Fixing blindness.'''
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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== Brain Surgery ==
=== Brain Surgery ===
 
'''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.'''
'''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.'''
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==
=== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ===


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== Implant Removal ==
=== Implant Removal ===
 
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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== Appendectomy ==
=== Appendectomy ===


'''If it's useless, tear it out.'''
'''If it's useless, tear it out.'''
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's groin.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
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|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
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|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': sever the appendix.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] '''Bare hands''': pull out the appendix.
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|Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)
|}


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
=== Xenomorph Removal ===
 
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with your '''scalpel'''.
 
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Use your '''hemostat''' to clamp any bleeders.
 
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to open the incision.
 
Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to sever the appendix.
 
Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] Use your '''BARE HANDS''' to pull out the appendix.
 
Step 7.5: Dispose of the newly extracted appendix / eat the appendix / force feed it to the patient. (Optional)
 
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Cauterize the wound with the '''cautery'''.
 
== Xenomorph Removal ==


'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!'''
'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!'''


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
{|
 
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest.
|-
 
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's chest.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to retract the skin.
|-
 
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Use your '''saw''' to cut through the chest.
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the chest.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
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|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': pull out the larva.||[[File:Spade.png]] Spade (65%) [[File:Minihoe.png]] (50%) [[File:Crowbar.png]] (35%)
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)
|}


Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Use your '''hemostat''' to pull out the larva.
=== Lipoplasty ===
 
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
 
== Lipoplasty ==


'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?'''
'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?'''


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
{|
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's chest.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Slice up the fat with the '''saw'''.
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Remove the fat with the '''retractor'''
|-
|Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)
|}


Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest.
=== Plastic Surgery ===
 
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''.
 
Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Slice up the fat with the '''saw'''.
 
Step 6: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Remove the fat with the '''retractor'''
 
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
 
== Plastic Surgery ==


'''I need to disappear forever!'''
'''I need to disappear forever!'''


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
{|
 
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to make an incision in the head.
|-
 
|Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to retract the skin around the incision.
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to make an incision in the head.
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to retract the skin around the incision.
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to alter the patient's appearance.
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made.
|}


Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to alter the patient's appearance.
=== Gender Reassignment ===
 
Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made.
 
== Gender Reassignment ==


'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.'''
'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.'''


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
{|
 
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the groin.
|-
 
|Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''.
|-
 
|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the groin.
Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use the '''scalpel''' to ''carefully'' reshape the patient's... body.
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''.
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use the '''scalpel''' to ''carefully'' reshape the patient's... body.
<font color=FFFFFF>***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the '''scalpel''' acts as a giant syringe in this case.</font>
<font color=FFFFFF>***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the '''scalpel''' acts as a giant syringe in this case.</font>
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
|-
|Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)
|}


Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
=== Cavity Implant ===
 
Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)
 
== Cavity Implant ==


'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!'''
'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!'''


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
{|
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest.
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''.
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin.
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through to a cavity.
|-
|Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity.
|-
|Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
|}


Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest.
=== Augmentation ===
 
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''.
 
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin.
 
Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through to a cavity.
 
Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity.
 
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
 
== Augmentation ==


'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.'''
'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.'''
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If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
== Appendectomy ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's groin.
Step 3: Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)'''.
Step 4: Use a '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)''' to clamp any bleeders.
Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to open the incision.
Step 6: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to sever the appendix.
Step 7: Use your '''BARE HANDS''' to pull out the appendix.
Step 7.5: Dispose of the newly extracted appendix / eat the appendix / force feed it to the patient. (Optional)
Step 8: Cauterize the wound with the '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
Step 9: Wake up your patient and congratulate them on overcoming appendicitis!
== Xenomorph Removal ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's chest.
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the chest.
Step 4: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to retract the skin.
Step 5: Use a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)''' to cut through the chest.
Step 6: Use a '''spade (65%) / minihoe (50%) / crowbar (35%)''' to pull out the larva.
Step 7: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
Step 8: Congratulations! Your patient lives!
== Lipoplasty ==
== Lipoplasty ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's chest.
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the chest.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.


Step 5: Slice up the fat with the '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%)'''.
Step 5: Slice up the fat with the '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%)'''.


Step 6: Remove the fat with the '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''
Step 6: Remove the fat with the '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''
Step 7: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional)


== Plastic Surgery ==
== Plastic Surgery ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to make an incision in the head.


Step 4: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to retract the skin around the incision.
Step 4: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to retract the skin around the incision.


Step 5: Use a '''kitchen knife (50%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to alter the patient's appearance.
Step 5: Use a '''kitchen knife (50%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to alter the patient's appearance.
Step 6: Use a '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)''' to mend the incision you made.
Step 7: Send that stranger to the HoP to finish his induction to the witness relocation program.


== Gender Reassignment ==
== Gender Reassignment ==
Step 1: Place the <s>victim</s> patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's groin.
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the groin.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.


Step 5: Use the '''hatchet (oh my God) (50%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to ''carefully'' reshape the patient's... body.
Step 5: Use the '''hatchet (oh my God) (50%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to ''carefully'' reshape the patient's... body.
Step 6: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)


== Cavity Implant ==
== Cavity Implant ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's chest.
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the chest.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.


Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to pull back the skin.
Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to pull back the skin.
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Step 7: Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity.
Step 7: Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity.
Step 8: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.


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