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imported>Kosmos
m (A very good idea, although could we have the % visible? The span-thing isn't really intuitive (at least to me). Also could someone check how the bedsheet or operating on the floor/normal table affects overall %?)
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's eyes.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet.
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's eyes.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
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|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin around the eyes.||[[File:Knife.png]] <span title="65%">Kitchen knife (65%)</span> [[File:Shard.png]] <span title="45%">Shard (45%)</span>
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin around the eyes.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
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|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': lift up the eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver (45%)</span> [[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="35%">Wirecutters (35%)</span>
|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': lift up the eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%)[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
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|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': stop any potential bleeding.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="60%">Wirecutters (60%)</span> [[File:CableCoils.png]] <span title="15%">Cable (15%)</span>
|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': stop any potential bleeding.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%)[[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
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|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver (45%)</span> [[File:Pen.png]] <span title="25%">Pen (25%)</span>
|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Pen.png]] Pen (25%)
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|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] <span title="70%">Welding tool (70%)</span> [[File:Lighter.png]] <span title="45%">Lighter (45%)</span> [[File:Match.png]] <span title="20%">Match (20%)</span>
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)
|}
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|-
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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's head.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet.
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's head.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
|-
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] <span title="65%">Kitchen knife (65%)</span> [[File:Shard.png]] <span title="45%">Shard (45%)</span>
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="60%">Wirecutters (60%)</span> [[File:CableCoils.png]] <span title="15%">Cable (15%)</span>
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver (45%)</span> [[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="35%">Wirecutters (35%)</span>
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
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|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] <span title="35%">Hatchet (35%)</span> [[File:Butcherknife.png]] <span title="25%">Butcher's Knife (25%)</span> [[File:Arm_blade.png]] <span title="75%">Arm blade (75%)</span>
|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
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|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': Extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] <span title="55%">Crowbar (55%)</span>
|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': Extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%)
|}
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== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==
== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==


Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
{|
 
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] <s>Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)</s> Anesthetic cannot be used on Xenomorphs. Enjoy their screams of pain.
|-
 
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's head.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head.
|-
 
|Step 2: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
Step 3: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''.
|-
 
|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's head with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh.
|-
 
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract tissue with '''retractor'''.
|-
 
|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''.
|-
 
|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': Extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%)
Step 7: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the brain with the '''hemostat''' (or use a crowbar).
|}
 
Step 8: [[File:AlienMMI.png|Alien-Machine Interface]] Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. Alternatively, let genetics make a new person from the brain to fight the alien horde.
 
Step 9: [[File:Morgue_tray.png|Morgue Tray]] Morgue the body. The chef might also like the body to make some tasty [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Burgers|Xeno Burgers]].
 


== Implant Removal ==
== Implant Removal ==
{|
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|-
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over patient's chest.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': extract the implant.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (60%)
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)
|}


Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
== Appendectomy ==
 
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
 
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over patient's chest.
 
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's chest with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh.
 
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with your '''hemostat'''.


Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract skin with your '''retractor'''.
Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the implant with your '''hemostat'''.
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
== Appendectomy ==
'''If it's useless, tear it out.'''
'''If it's useless, tear it out.'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
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Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Cauterize the wound with the '''cautery'''.
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Cauterize the wound with the '''cautery'''.


Step 9: Wake up your patient and congratulate them on overcoming appendicitis!
== Xenomorph Removal ==
 


== Xenomorph Removal ==
'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!'''
'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
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Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.


Step 8: Congratulations! Your patient lives!
== Lipoplasty ==


== Lipoplasty ==
'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?'''
'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
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Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.


Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional)
== Plastic Surgery ==


== Plastic Surgery ==
'''I need to disappear forever!'''
'''I need to disappear forever!'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
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Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made.
Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made.


Step 7: Send that stranger to the HoP to finish his induction to the witness relocation program.
== Gender Reassignment ==
 


== Gender Reassignment ==
'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.'''
'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the <s>victim</s> patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
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Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)
Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)


== Cavity Implant ==


== Cavity Implant ==
'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!'''
'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
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Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.


== Augmentation ==


==Augmentation==
'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.'''
'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.'''


Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
{|
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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|Step 0: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''.
|-
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the limb you want to augment.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the skin.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''' to pull back the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''' to sever the muscles.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''' to cut through the limb.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
|-
|Step 7: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment.
|}


Step 1: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''.
= Ghetto Surgery =


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the limb you want to augment.
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the limb you want to replace with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the skin.
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''.
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin.
Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to sever the muscles.
Step 7: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Use your '''saw''' to cut through the limb.
Step 8: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment.
=Ghetto Surgery=
It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease.
It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease.


If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: <s>Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)</s> Anesthetic cannot be used on Xenomorphs. Enjoy their screams of pain.
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's head.
Step 3: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''.
Step 4: Aim for the patient's head with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh.
Step 5: Retract tissue with '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''.
Step 6: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''.
Step 7: Extract the brain with the '''crowbar (55%)'''.
Step 8: Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. Alternatively, let genetics make a new person from the brain to fight the alien horde.
Step 9: Morgue the body. The chef might also like the body to make some tasty [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Burgers|Xeno Burgers]].
== Implant Removal ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over patient's chest.
Step 3: Aim for the patient's chest with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with a '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.
Step 5: Retract skin with a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''.
Step 6: Extract the implant with a '''crowbar (65%)'''.
Step 7: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.


== Appendectomy ==
== Appendectomy ==
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Step 8: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
Step 8: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
==Augmentation==
Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
Step 1: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''.
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the limb you want to augment.
Step 3: Aim for the limb you want to replace with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the skin.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.
Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to pull back the skin.
Step 6: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to sever the muscles.
Step 7: Use a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)''' to cut through the limb.
Step 8: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment.


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