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!Smile | !Smile | ||
|Causes the speech center of the subject's brain to produce large amounts of seratonin and a chemical resembling ecstacy when engaged. | |Causes the speech center of the subject's brain to produce large amounts of seratonin and a chemical resembling ecstacy when engaged. | ||
| | |''"You feel so happy. Nothing can be wrong with anything. :)"'' | ||
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!Nearsightedness | !Nearsightedness | ||
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!Unintelligible | !Unintelligible | ||
|Heavily corrupts the part of the brain responsible for forming spoken sentences. | |Heavily corrupts the part of the brain responsible for forming spoken sentences. | ||
| | |''"You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!"'' | ||
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!Elvis | !Elvis | ||
|Forces the language center and primary motor cortex of the subject's brain to talk and act like the King of Rock and Roll. | |Forces the language center and primary motor cortex of the subject's brain to talk and act like the King of Rock and Roll. | ||
| | |''"You feel pretty good, honeydoll."'' | ||
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!Mute | !Mute | ||
|Completely shuts down the speech center of the subject's brain. | |Completely shuts down the speech center of the subject's brain. | ||
| | |''"You feel unable to express yourself at all."'' | ||
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!Swedish | !Swedish | ||
|Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a vaguely norse manner. | |Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a vaguely norse manner. | ||
| | |''"You feel Swedish, however that works."'' | ||
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!Chav | !Chav | ||
|Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a more rudimentary manner. | |Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a more rudimentary manner. | ||
|? | |''"Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?"'' | ||
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!Wacky | !Wacky | ||
|Forces the subject to talk in an odd manner. | |Forces the subject to talk in an odd manner. | ||
| | |''"You feel an off sensation in your voicebox."'' | ||
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!Joke | !Joke | ||