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|duties = Do experiments, research, feed the slimes, and make bombs!
|duties = Do experiments, research, feed the slimes, and make bombs!
|guides = [[Guide to toxins]], [[Guide to Research and Development]], [[Guide to xenobiology]], [[Guide to telescience]]
|guides = [[Guide to toxins]], [[Guide to Research and Development]], [[Guide to xenobiology]], [[Guide to telescience]]
|quote = OH GOD THE ALIEN BROKE OUT OF CONTAINMENT PLEASE SEND HE-GACK!
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Scientist is one of the most feared and fun jobs on station. Being a scientist means you can either make a buttload of delicious weapons, tools and gadgets through research, breed colorful slimes, make delicious fun-packing bombs, or experiment with time and space themselves. As it is predictable with the station, most scientists are not satisfied with just blowing up their testing area and frequently go and spread their flavor of fun throughout the station. This is of course a really bad idea, often resulting in jobbans - but then again, ''delicious bombs''.
Scientist is one of the most feared and fun jobs on station. Being a scientist means you can either make a buttload of delicious weapons, tools and gadgets through research, breed colorful slimes, make delicious fun-packing bombs, or experiment with time and space themselves. As it is predictable with the station, most scientists are not satisfied with just blowing up their testing area and frequently go and spread their flavor of fun throughout the station. This is of course a really bad idea, often resulting in jobbans - but then again, ''delicious bombs''.
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