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![[File:Human.png|50px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Human]]
![[File:Human.png|50px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Human]]
|The dominate species in the known galaxy.
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
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![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
|A race of sentient reptilians. Tend to hiss frequently. Frequently discriminated against by Humans.
|A race of sentient reptilians. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
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![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
|A organic race created from Nanotrasen research.
|A organic race created from Nanotrasen research. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that plants burn exceptionally well after you marched into a plasma fire.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
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[[Category:Jobs]]
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