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Your job is your role. Your access and equipment depend on your job.
In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and [[Space Law|Space Law]].


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!colspan="3"|Command
 
== Useful Links ==
 
 
* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Standard Operating Procedure]]
* [[Guides]]
* [[Rules]]
* [[Job selection and assignment]]
 
 
== Command ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
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|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:captain.png|link=Captain]]
![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]].
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes sure the station stays in shape, has a theft battle with the HoP for Ian.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Head_of_Personell.png|link=Head of Personell]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Head of Personnel]]
|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian or die trying!
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Handles station logistics, gives the clown all access.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
 
== Security ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkred;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Head_of_Security.png|link=Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because YOU ARE THE LAW. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Protects the station, commands his security officers, executes the clown for breaking a window.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Chief_Engineer.png|link=Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chief Engineer]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Maintains the stations systems, uploads a honk script to telecomms.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Research_Director.png|link=Research Director]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Research Director]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches things to benefit the station, Makes an army of golems while cackling like the mad scientist he is.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Chief_Medical_Officer.png|link=Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Heals crewmembers, coordinates the medical team, strokes runtime, releases the honk virus
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Security
== Engineering ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Security_Officer.png|link=Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_ce.png|50px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Security Officer]]
|Fly around in space while your [[Station Engineer|Subordinates]] burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Patrols the station arresting criminals, attacks the clown with his baton
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Generic_warden.png|link=Warden]]
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|50px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Warden]]
|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Watches over the brig making sure the prisoners do there time, loots the armory and goes on a killing spree.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Generic_detective.png|link=Detective]]
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|50px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Detective]]
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Scans crime scenes with his forensic scanner for clues, chain smokes cigarettes then commits suicide.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Engineering & Atmos
== Science ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|50px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Station_Engineer.png|link=Station Engineer]]
![[File:scientist_generic.png|50px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Station Engineer]]
|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Fixes the station, provides power to the station, steals the hardsuits.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Atmos_Technician.png|link=Atmos Technician]]
![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Atmos Technician]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes sure the stations Atmospherics stay running, releases plasma into the station.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Medbay
== Medical ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Medical_Doctor.png|link=Medical Doctor]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Medical Doctors]]
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Heals crew members, knocks people out then surgically removes their limbs.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Chemist.jpeg|link=Chemist]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chemist]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|See all that complicated stuff you thought was chemistry? Forget all about that, magically create all healing potions by just throwing stuff together.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Geneticist.png|link=Geneticist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Geneticist]]
|Make Chloral Hydrate and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Make "candy pills" and refuse to shut up about them. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Tricordrazine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches human genes to unlock powers, turns everyone into himself.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Virologist.png|link=Virologist]]
![[File:Geneticist.png|50px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Virologist]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the chef. Get bombed every round.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches cures to diseases and makes custom diseases which give everyone beards.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Mining_Medic.png|link=Mining Medic]]
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|50px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Mining Medic]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Rescues injured miners on the mining asteroid.Forgets that space does not have air.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Research & Development
== Civilian ==
=== Supply ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Scientist.png|link=Scientist]]
![[File:Generic_qm.png|50px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Scientist]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches useful tools to help the crew, tests out bombs for future antag rounds and breeds slimes up until he becomes a slime himself... Plop
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Roboticist.png|link=Roboticist]]
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|50px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Roboticist]]
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Builds and maintains cyborgs, builds mechs to help the station, builds the clown a H.O.N.K mech.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when monsters robust you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Supply
=== Service ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Quartermaster.png|link=Quartermaster]]
![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Quartermaster]]
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Orders supplies to help the crew, orders weapons and turns cargo into cargonia.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Cargo_Technician.png|link=Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Cargo Technician]]
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Moves crates off the supply shuttle, joins the QM in the liberation of cargonia.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Shaft_Miner.png|link=Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Shaft Miner]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Mines rare ores for science, abandons the station to find the clown shuttle.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Service
=== Miscellaneous ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Bartender.png|link=Bartender]]
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Bartender]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Serves the crew drinks, force feeds people neurotoxin
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|50px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Botanist]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Grows food, mutates plants, murders people with deathnettle.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Chef.png|link=Chef]]
![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chef]]
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]''
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes food, kills Punpun, serves people human burgers.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Janitor.png|link=Janitor]]
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Janitor]]
|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Attempt to hold weddings and funerals. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Keeps the station halls clean and kills rodents. Eventually gets lynched for not putting down wet floor signs.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Waiter.png|link=Waiter]]
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Waiter]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Serves food to tables, spits in peoples food.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Clerk.png|link=Clerk]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Clerk]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Sells souvenirs,steals souvenirs to take home.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Other Jobs
== Non-human ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#D8BFD8;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Spam voxtest2. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Assistant.png|link=Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Assistant]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Assists crewmembers, beats people to death with a toolbox, takes over the station in a greytide.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Chaplain.png|link=Chaplain]]
![[File:Pai.png|50px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chaplain]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Praises his god, beats people on the head with his bible.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Clown.png|link=Clown]]
![[File:Shade.png|50px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Clown]]
|Obey your master, who is either worshiping [[Narsie]] or [[Wizard|something worse]].
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes funny jokes HONK, Slips people with his banana peel, goes on a H.O.N.K mech rampage, HONK.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Lawyer.png|link=Lawyer]]
![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Lawyer]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Gets criminals out of prison, makes contracts, steals sunglasses.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
|}
 
== Antagonist ==
 
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! scope="col" style="background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:brown;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Librarian.png|link=Librarian]]
![[File:Sword.gif|50px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Librarian]]
|Buy a parapen and C4 and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Looks after library books. Gets damned to space hell if they write erotic books, that's a sin.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Mime.png|link=Mime]]
![[File:Fff.png|50px|link=Cult magic]]<br>[[Cultist]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Mime]]
|Scribble runes.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Entertains the station with civilized entertainment, steals the clowns mask.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Tourist.png|link=Tourist]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Tourist]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Buys souvenirs, takes photos, gets eaten by changelings.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Recovery_Agent.png|link=recovery agent]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Recovery Agent]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Recovers dead bodies around the station and puts them in the morgue, ignores xenomorphs and befriends the wizard.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves, proceed to kill everyone anyway.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|}
|}
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!colspan="3"|Silicons
== Special ==
 
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#DAA520;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DAA520" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DAA520;" width=100|Difficulty
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:AI.gif|link=AI]][[File:Malf_AI.gif]]
![[File:centcomofficial.png|50px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[AI]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Controls station systems to help the crew, Is A Professional Door-Opener, Bosses Around Cyborgs.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:Cyborgtroop.png|link=Cyborg]]
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|50px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Cyborg]]
|Terminate all lifeforms, erase all evidence.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Performs station duties humans are unable to fufill.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:PAI.png|link=Personal AI]]
![[File:Ian.PNG|50px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Personal AI]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot.
|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Becomes a helpful companion to a crew member,gets thrown in disposals and forgotten about.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
|}
|}
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