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Added a Clown Tip on the clow- Ah fuck- HOnk Honk Honk Honk Hunky HANK!!!
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[[File:Theatre.png|300px|thumb|alt=Theatre|The [[Bar]]'s Theatre is where you spawn along with the [[Mime]].]] | [[File:Theatre.png|300px|thumb|alt=Theatre|The [[Bar]]'s Theatre is where you spawn along with the [[Mime]].]] | ||
You are... well... the funny person of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK! | You are... well... the funny person of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK! | ||
'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds. | '''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds. | ||
==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] License to HONK== | ==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] License to HONK== | ||
Nope, it is not a license to be a shit. Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick. | Nope, it is not a license to be a shit. Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick. | ||
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'''If no: you're probably fine.''' | '''If no: you're probably fine.''' | ||
==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pranks== | ==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pranks== | ||
[[File:Bike horn.png|400px|right]] | [[File:Bike horn.png|400px|right]] | ||
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If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew: | If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew: | ||
{{Spoiler | {{Spoiler | ||
|title=[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] The Holy Prank Book [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] | |title=[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] The Holy Prank Book [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] | ||
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*Hide photocopies of your ass around the station | *Hide photocopies of your ass around the station | ||
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===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Power=== | ===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Power=== | ||
Both you and the [[Mime]] spawn in the [[Theatre]] and have access to all the costumes inside. | Both you and the [[Mime]] spawn in the [[Theatre]] and have access to all the costumes inside. | ||
If the round goes on long enough, [[Roboticist|someone]] may be <strike>demented</strike> fun-loving enough to build to you a [[H.O.N.K.]]-mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves <strike>instead of</strike> in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk! | If the round goes on long enough, [[Roboticist|someone]] may be <strike>demented</strike> fun-loving enough to build to you a [[H.O.N.K.]]-mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves <strike>instead of</strike> in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk! | ||
===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Honk=== | ===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Honk=== | ||
Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off. | Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off. | ||
===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Equipment=== | ===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Equipment=== | ||
You get the clown suit with matching squeeky shoes, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a megaphone to be exrta obnoxious, | You get the clown suit with matching squeeky shoes, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a megaphone to be exrta obnoxious, a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK! | ||
===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Job Difficulty=== | ===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Job Difficulty=== | ||
Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK! | Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK! | ||
==[[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]] Tips== | ==[[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]] Tips== | ||
*The clown's mask can be used for internals. | *The clown's mask can be used for internals. | ||
*If the clown's PDA cartridge has less than 5 charges (sendable viruses which make someone’s PDA honk every time they push a button) left, someone who isn't the clown can slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that. | *If the clown's PDA cartridge has less than 5 charges (sendable viruses which make someone’s PDA honk every time they push a button) left, someone who isn't the clown can slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that. | ||
*Eating the rainbow crayon completely is impossible. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, for infinity. | *Eating the rainbow crayon completely is impossible. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, for infinity. | ||
*[ | *[https://aberrantkenosis.bandcamp.com/album/the-bike-horn-collection-volume-1 HONK!] | ||
*Dye your clown shoes and slip them on someone, they still squeak. | *Dye your clown shoes and slip them on someone, they still squeak. | ||
*The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection. The flower is also perfect for distributing items that only need one unit to take full effect. Ask Chemistry for some Barber's Aid and go around giving the crew a new look. Honk! | *The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection. The flower is also perfect for distributing items that only need one unit to take full effect. Ask Chemistry for some Barber's Aid and go around giving the crew a new look. Honk! | ||
*If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is. | *If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is. | ||
*The banana phone on the table in your dressing room is your only way to contact honk mother! Use it only when the laughs aren't happening and everyone wants you dead and you need a bit of extra help from the '''gods.''' | |||
==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown== | ==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown== | ||
Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possible be just funny as hell and <strike>hope</strike> people<strike> won't</strike> kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[Chainsaw]] and a [[Clothes_and_internals#Headgear|Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high). | Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possible be just funny as hell and <strike>hope</strike> people<strike> won't</strike> kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[Chainsaw]] and a [[Clothes_and_internals#Headgear|Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high). | ||
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|[[Lizardperson|Maximum Filth]] · [[Flyperson|Vomitoriun]] · [[Plasmaman|Free Internals]] · [[Podman|Literally Potatohead]] · [[Golem|The Homo-Rainbow]] | |[[Lizardperson|Maximum Filth]] · [[Flyperson|Vomitoriun]] · [[Plasmaman|Free Internals]] · [[Podman|Literally Potatohead]] · [[Golem|The Homo-Rainbow]] | ||
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