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 ** Keep a copy of the last iteration of your virus so you can go back and roll your next symptom again.
 ==Typhoid Mary==
-Being a [[traitor]] is where a dangerous [[jobs|job]] like this one really shines. Make sure you get the heads of staff to crack a virus crate open for you, or use a traitor item on it to pop it open yourself. Brain Rot seems to be the best way to screw over the crew, and if people wonder why you are in a spot, mumble something unintelligible. (even though a good virologist would've cured himself already).
+Being a [[traitor]] is where a dangerous [[jobs|job]] like this one really shines. You can crack a virus crate open and play exciting games with the many toys inside. Brain Rot is a fine way to screw over the crew, and if people wonder about you, mumble something unintelligible. (even though a good virologist would've cured himself already).
-Releasing a pandemic is a good way to cause chaos, creating a convenient cover for illicit activities. As an added bonus, then curing the disease and eradicating it from the station is a good way to get in the good graces of the crew, further protecting you from any suspicion. As always, protecting yourself from the disease is most important. Be conservative, however. If the crew finds out that EVERY disease has been somehow released, they'll be out for your blood. Releasing harmful diseases when not a traitor is a great way to be banned!
+Releasing a pandemic is a good way to cause chaos, creating a convenient cover for illicit activities if it's debilitating enough and you've immunized yourself beforehand. Be aware that everyone turns to the virologist for both salvation and blame when there's an outbreak - either go loud or make yourself scarce!
-If you're particularly adept, you can make your own disease that far outweighs the potential of the premade viruses, and doesn't require nearly so much help from innocents. Here's a hint: if you want people to cry, use [[Guide to Chemistry#Mutagenic Agar|Mutagenic Agar]] and [[Guide to Chemistry#Sucrose Agar|Sucrose Agar]]. If you want people to die, use [[Guide to Chemistry#Unstable Uranium Gel|Unstable Uranium Gel]].
+If you're particularly adept, you can make your own disease that far outweighs the potential of the premade viruses, and doesn't require nearly so much help nor suspicion from innocents before everything has already gone too far to take back. Here's a hint: if you want people to cry, use [[Guide to Chemistry#Mutagenic Agar|Mutagenic Agar]] and [[Guide to Chemistry#Sucrose Agar|Sucrose Agar]]. If you want people to die, use [[Guide to Chemistry#Unstable Uranium Gel|Unstable Uranium Gel]]. Have a vaccine (or [[Surgery#Viral Bonding|viral bonding]] if you're lucky enough to find an accomplice) ready for yourself and anyone you intend to spare - if you do it right, these plagues can engulf the whole station faster than you can blink, and have kill times measured in under three minutes.
 If for some reason you don't want to spread terrible death everywhere, [[Virology|your office]] is secluded and difficult to get into, making it a common base/target for [[gang]] or [[cult]] or [[xenomorph]] or [[swarmer]] or [[Traitor|contractor]] or [[abductor]] *GASP* or [[vampire]] or [[shadowling]] or [[nightmare]] or [[darkspawn]] or [[blob]]...
-For [[antagonist]] activity. Roll out the welcome mat and say hello, unless it's you in there, doing your own dark work.
+For [[antagonist]] activity. Roll out the welcome mat and say hello, and invite them to join you in your dark work.
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