Guide to Drinks: Difference between revisions

!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets

|80

|A provocatively named classic. Funny enough, doctors recommend drinking it before taking a nap.

|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk

|15

|This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting.

|Slowly heals brute damage.

!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian

|70

|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]

!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper

|20

|A bubbling glass of blank paper. Just looking at it makes you feel fresh.

|Heals and mutes mimes.   

!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam

|70

|A strange drink that few people seem to remember existing. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.

|Randomly teleports you. May cause vomiting.

!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary

|55

|A strange yet pleasurable mixture made of vodka, tomato and lime juice. Or at least you THINK the red stuff is tomato juice.

|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]

!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake

|0

|An exotic milkshake.

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!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger

|45

|Ewww...

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!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta

|35

|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour.

|Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.

!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull

|80

|It's just as effective as Dutch-Courage!

|Temporarily increases maximum health.<br>A real cocktail.

!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray

|50

|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Toxic to mothpeople and flypeople!<br>'''Result:''' 5 units instead of 6.

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!{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte

|0

|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.

|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen

!{{anchor|Catsip}}Catsip

|50

|A kawaii drink from space-Japan.

|Has a chance to force you to say "Nya".<br>Makes you wag your tail!<br>'''Result:''' 4 units instead of 6.

!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting

|95

|You take a tiny sip and feel a burning sensation...

|Restores chemicals for changelings.<br>'''Result:''' 5 units instead of 3.

!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake

|0

|A cherry flavored milkshake.

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!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk

|0

|Milk for cool kids.

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!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding

|0

|A great dessert for chocolate lovers.

|'''Result:''' 20 units instead of 15.

!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini

|60

|Vermouth with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]

!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda

|0

|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.

|Slightly lowers body temperature.<br>'''Result:''' 4 units instead of 5.

!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike

| -10

|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.

|Sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.<br>[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]

!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre

|50

|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.

|Heals revolutionaries.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]

!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demon's Blood

|75

|AHHHH!!!!

|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.

!{{anchor|Devils Kiss}}Devil's Kiss

|70

|Creepy time!

|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.

!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex

|25

|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.

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!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini

|65

|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.

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!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin

|50

|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice.

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!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog

|1

|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.

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!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise

|35

|The surprise is, it's green!

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!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver

|90

|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.

|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]

!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats

|0

|Ice cream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.

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!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz

|45

|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic

|25

|An all time classic, mild cocktail.

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!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager

|25

|100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world]<br>'''Result:''' 10 units instead of 11.

!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda

|0

|Beloved of children and teetotalers.

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!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa

|60

|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.

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!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper

|25

|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer

|25

|An alcoholic beverage brewed since ancient times on Old Earth. This variety is dyed a festive green.

|Turns you green.<br>'''Result:''' 10 units instead of 11.

!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog

|1

|Watered down rum, Nanotrasen approves!

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]

!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch

|90

|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.

|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition.<br>'''Result:''' 1 unit instead of 15.

!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch

|100

|Either someone's failure at cocktail making or attempt in alcohol production. In any case, do you really want to drink that?

|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]<br>Heals assistants.

!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer

|15

|A beer which is so cold the air around it freezes.

|Cools you down if overheated.

!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee

|0

|Coffee and ice, refreshing and cool.

|Cools you down if overheated. Removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep.

!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea

|0

|No relation to a certain rap artist/actor.

|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.

!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb

|25

|Mmm, tastes like chocolate cake...

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]

!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee

|35

|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream

|50

|Whiskey-imbued cream, what else would you expect from the Irish?

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]

!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose

|15

|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.

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!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze

|60

|Divinely windy.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade

|0

|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul.

|'''Result:''' 5 units instead of 6.

!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea

|35

|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan

|30

|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita

|35

|On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead

|30

|A Viking drink, though a cheap one.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]

!{{anchor|Mojito}}Mojito

|30

|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine

|95

|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.

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!{{anchor|Nar'sour}}Nar'sour

|10

|Side effects include self-mutilation and hoarding plasteel.

|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring.<br>'''Result:''' 1 unit instead of 3.

!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer

|35

|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.

|Ages the drinker, growing beards and greying hair.

!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

|0

|Whoah, this stuff looks volatile!

|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]

!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron

|60

|Tequila with silver in it, a favorite of alcoholic women in the club scene.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in the real world]<br>'''Result:''' 10 units instead of 11.

!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty

|25

|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.

|Prevents coughing, heats you up<br>A reference from Archer.

!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker

|50

|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.<br>'''Result:''' 4 units instead of 6.

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!{{anchor|Pumpkin Space Latte}}Pumpkin Latte

|0

|A mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.

|Also known as "Pumpkin Space Latte".

!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec

|35

|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.

|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.

!{{anchor|Quintuple Sec}}Quintuple Sec

|80

|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.

|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.

!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead

|31

|The true Viking drink! Even though it has a strange red color.

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!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen

|0

|DRINK ME.

|Heals brain damage.

!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck

|60

|A quality rubberneck should not contain any gross natural ingredients.

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!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke

|40

|Rum, mixed with cola.

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!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten

|70

|A spicy Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys!

|Heats you up if you are frozen.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in the real world.]<br>'''Result:''' 10 units instead of 11.

!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver

|55

|Vodka, mixed with plain ol' orange juice. The result is surprisingly delicious.

|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar

|80

|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer

|59

|A drink from mime Heaven.

|Heals and mutes mimes.

!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo

|35

|A blue-space beverage.

|'''Result:''' 10 units instead of 11.

!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White

|35

|A cold refreshment.

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!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte

|0

|A nice and tasty beverage while you are reading your hippie books.

|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage.

!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider

|40

|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.<br>'''Result:''' 1 units instead of 3.

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!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger

|25

|A snappy way to end the day.

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush

|10

|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.

|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.<br>[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A.]

!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb

|90

|Tastes like terrorism!

|Two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.

!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise

|45

|Tequila, Grenadine, and Orange Juice.

|Causes glowing, just like a sunrise!<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail.]

!{{anchor|The Doctor's Delight}}The Doctor's Delight

|0

|A gulp a day keeps the Medibot away! A mixture of juices that heals most damage types fairly quickly at the cost of hunger.

|Heals you very slowly, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).

!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf

|100

|Beer and Ale, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for true men only.

|Heals people with the dwarf mutation.<br>[http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress.]

!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko

|80

|A potent mixture of caffeine and alcohol.

|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.

!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special

|25

|This thing is ON FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!

|Heats you up if frozen.

!{{anchor|Trappist}}Trappist Beer

|40

|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.

|Reduces jitteriness, stuttering and reduces burn damage if drank by a holy person.

!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus

|0

|A solution.

|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]].<br>'''Result:''' 5 units instead of 3.  

!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo

|85

|A turbulent cocktail associated with outlaw hoverbike racing. Not for the faint of heart.

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!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding

|0

|A great dessert for vanilla lovers.

|'''Result:''' 20 units instead of 15.

!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic

|70

|For when a gin and tonic isn't Russian enough.

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!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini

|65

|Vodka with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.

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!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola

|70

|Whiskey, mixed with cola. Surprisingly refreshing.

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!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda

|70

|For the more refined griffon.

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!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour

|35

|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.

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!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian

|50

|That's just, like, your opinion, man...

|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]

!{{anchor|Wizz Fizz}}Wizz Fizz

|50

|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.

|