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 If you aren't, then this goes doubly so as you'll be near a lot of slimes, usually before you cull their numbers, and while they're normally docile towards you whom are effectively their ''God'', they occasionally grow resentful for their species' exploitation and try to kill you for no particular reason. In that case, kill the blasphemers with a clear conscience, DEUS VULT!
-== How to Make an Efficient Slime Farm ==
+== Exploiting Lesser Species Optimally: A Guide ==
-'''THIS [[File:Extinguisher.png]]IS GOING TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND, HAVE ONE AT ALL TIMES'''
+You should always have 1-6 slimes, depending on how many pens you are using. More and you can't control them properly. Less and your job is inefficient.
-You should always have 1-6 slimes, depending on how many pens you are using. More and you can't control them properly. Less and your job is over.
+=== It Hungers... For More! ===
-Decide how many you can handle at once, keeping in mind the adults split into four when sated.
+Soak a monkey cube in water either by dipping it in the sink or by spraying it with an extinguisher and place it in the disposal of the slime pen you want to feed. Engage the disposal and watch as the slime eats the monkey. Wait for the slime to grow, then load another monkey and wait for the slime to split.
-=== All slimes dead ===
+* As tempting as it may be, do not send in two monkeys at once. The slime might decide the second is a friend and refuse to eat it.
-<strike>Job's over, man. Job's over!</strike> Hope you have a grey slime extract, if not, then your job's over, man. Job's over!
-=== 1-6 baby slimes ===
-Soak a monkey cube in water, preferably in the sink, and place it in the disposal of the slime pen you want to feed. Engage the disposal and watch as the slime eats the monkey. Wait for the slime to grow, then another and wait for the slime to split.
-* As tempting as it may be, do not send in two monkeys at once. The slime might decide the second is a friend and refuse to eat it!
 * Do NOT enter the pen and bash the monkey, the only thing that will happen is slime will get less food.
 * Make sure to stay in sight of the slimes to keep a eye on when they grow and split.
-=== Adult slimes have split ===
+=== Slaughter Time ===
-Time to kill your darlings. '''Warning:''' This is the part of the job that's most likely to get you killed.
+Time to kill your darlings. This is the part of the job that's most likely to get you killed.
-Ideally, you want to do this the EXACT moment after the slime in the pen has split. (You ARE keeping only one adult slime per pen, right?)
+Decide which baby slimes you don't want to keep and proceed to drag them into the tiny 'airlock' of the pen with you.
-Decide which baby slimes you don't want to keep and proceed to drag them into the tiny 'airlock' of the pen with you.
+Once you have the slimes in position, simply spray them with water. They should die immediately if you're spraying them in the enclosed space.
+=== Rip My Heart Out ===
-Once you have the slimes in position, simply spray them with water. They should die immediately if you're spraying them in the enclosed space.
+Grab the dead slime, click on the slime processor and then click on it again to turn on the processor. After a few seconds, it'll output an extract of the color of slime in the processor. You can put more then one dead slime in at a time, however this will increase the processing time.
-=== Extract harvesting ===
+=== Genocide? ===
-Grab the dead slime, click on the slime processor and then click on it again to turn on the processor. After a few seconds, it'll output two extracts of the color of slime in the processor at the time. You can put more then one dead slime in at a time, however, this will increase the processing time.
+If all the slimes are dead, <strike>job's over man, job's over</strike> hope you have a grey slime extract, if not, then job's over man, job's over!
 ==Gotta Catch Em' All!==