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 The [[Cyborg]] is the Roboticist's primary creation. They are tasked with helping the station's inhabitants in their daily life and trying to kill everyone when the [[AI]] is insane. Each cyborg is required to follow the AI's laws, and may choose one of the AIs in the event that more than one exists.
 Assuming you already have the necessary components:
-# Insert a charged power cell into the cyborg's chest
+# [[File:Power_cell.png|Power Cell]] Insert a charged power cell into the cyborg's chest
-# Insert a coil of wire into the cyborg's chest
+# [[File:CableCoils.png|Cable Coil]] Insert a coil of wire into the cyborg's chest
-# Insert two flashes in the cyborg's head (one for each eye socket)
+# [[File:Flash.gif|Flash]] Insert two flashes in the cyborg's head (one for each eye socket)
 # For final assembly, take each component and apply it to the cyborg endoskeleton
+# [[File:Multitool.png|Multitool]] Multitools can be used to give cyborgs names. Simply apply the multitool before the brain is installed. Note that calling a borg 'PenisShitter 5000' will not net you any new friends, however, if your borg leaves the name up to you, be sure to name it 'PenisShitter 5000'. For some hilarity and general confusion, try giving the borg the same name as the AI.
-Multitools can be used to give cyborgs names. Simply apply the pen before the brain is installed. Note that calling a borg 'PenisShitter 5000' will not net you any new friends, however, if your borg leaves the name up to you, be sure to name it 'PenisShitter 5000'. For some hilarity and general confusion, try giving the borg the same name as the AI.
+# [[File:Brain.png|Brain]] Once it's complete, it's time for the brain. [[Surgery#Brain_Removal|See here how to remove your volunteer's brain.]]
+# [[File:MMI.png|MMI]] Now put the brain into your [[MMI]], and then the MMI into the cyborg suit. Congratulations, your cyborg is complete. Put the brainless corpse into a body bag and deliver it to the [[Morgue]] (or throw it down the disposals because ROBOTICS!). If when you insert the MMI into the cyborg it says "This MMI does not seem to fit." it means the user is job banned from cyborg.
-Once it's complete, it's time for the brain. To extract the brain of a<strike>n un</strike>willing human:
-# Find a volunteer (or abduct an assistant) and place him on your operating table after grabbing them twice (with hands). You can perform ghetto surgery by placing your volunteer on any old table and then attempt to operate on him, this however has a high chance of missing.
-# Pick up your surgical drapes, scalpel, hemostat, retractor and saw.
-# Use the surgical drapes on him and choose brain removal. He must not wear any headgear.
-# Make sure you are aiming at the head with help intent.
-# Use them in the following order: Scalpel, hemostat, retractor, saw, hemostat.
-# If you miss you will have to repeat the step again until you succeed at it.
-Now put the brain into your MMI, and then the MMI into the cyborg suit. Congratulations, your cyborg is complete. Put the brainless corpse into a body bag and deliver it to the [[Morgue]].
-If when you insert the MMI into the cyborg it says "This MMI does not seem to fit." it means the user is job banned from cyborg.
 ==Cyborg Maintenance==