Most of these scripts are compatable, but there are conflicts. The sequence of things is important. Definitely room for improvement. All scripts need the global def process_signal(sig){ as a header and return sig;} as a footer, unless specified otherwise. e.g.:
def process_signal(sig){ // Header.
if(sig.source=="Zion Freeman"){ sig.job="Nerd"; } // Some script.
sig.source+=" ("+sig.job+")"; // More script.
return sig;} // Footer.
Useful Scripts
Job Indicator
Jobs will appear in brackets after names.
sig.source+=" ("+sig.job+")";
Abbr. Job Indicator
Gives abbreviations instead of full titles.
//Abbr. Job Indicator - by TheDL
jobs=list("Admiral", "Adm", "Assistant", "Ass", "Atmospheric Technician", "Atmo", "Bartender", "Bar", "Botanist", "Hydr", "Captain", "Cap", "Cargo Technician", "Carg", "Chaplain", "Chap", "Chemist", "Chem", "Chief Engineer", "CE", "Chief Medical Officer", "CMO", "Clerk", "Clrk", "Clown", "Clwn", "Curator", "Cura", "Detective", "Det", "Geneticist", "Gene", "Head of Personnel", "HoP", "Head of Security", "HoS", "Janitor", "Jani", "Lawyer", "Law", "Librarian", "Lib", "Medical Doctor", "MD", "Mining Medic", "Medi", "Paramedic", "Para", "Psychiatrist", "Psyc", "Quartermaster", "QM", "Research Director", "RD", "Roboticist", "Robo", "Scientist", "Sci", "Security Officer", "Sec", "Shaft Miner", "Mine", "Signal Technician", "Sig", "Station Engineer", "Engi", "Tourist", "Tour", "Unassigned", "Unas", "Unknown", "Unkn", "Virologist", "Viro", "Warden", "Ward", "Personal AI", "pAI", "Default Cyborg", "DefB", "Engineering Cyborg", "EngB", "Janitor Cyborg", "JanB", "Medical Cyborg", "MedB", "Miner Cyborg", "MnrB", "Peacekeeper Cyborg", "PceB", "Security Cyborg", "SecB", "Service Cyborg", "SrvB", "Standard Cyborg", "StnB");
if(find(jobs,sig.job)){ sig.job=jobs[find(jobs,sig.job)+1]; }
sig.source+="["+sig.job+"]";
Spam Jammer
Blocks hulkouts and tourettes ticks.
if(find(list("RAAAAAAAARGH!!!", "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!",
"GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!", "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!",
"AAAAAAARRRGH!!!", "CUNT", "FUCK", "PISS", "SHIT", "TITS",
"COCKSUCKER", "MOTHERFUCKER"), sig.content)){ sig.pass=0;}
Anonymous Messages
Messages starting with /anon will broadcast under the name "Anonymous".
// Anonymous Messages - by TheDL
x=explode(sig.content," ");
if(x[1]=="/anon"){ sig.pass=0;
broadcast(signal(implode(x-x[1]," "), sig.freq, "Anonymous")); }
// This one preserves language...
x=explode(sig.content," ");
if(x[1]=="/anon"){ sig.pass=0;
anon=signal(implode(x-x[1]," "), sig.freq, "Anonymous");
anon.language=sig.language; broadcast(anon); }
// ...this one randomizes filters, too.
x=explode(sig.content," ");
if(x[1]=="/anon"){ sig.pass=0; a=list("italics", "robot", "sans", "yell");
anon=signal(implode(x-x[1]," "), sig.freq, "Anonymous");
n=1; while(n<length(a)){ if(prob(50)){ anon.filters+=a[n]; } n+=1; }
anon.language=sig.language; broadcast(anon); }
Broadcast to All
Messages starting with /all will be broadcasted to all departments, and common. Admins hate this, though. Expect to get bwoinked.
// Broadcast to All - by TheDL
x=explode(sig.content," ");
freqs=list( 1459, 1447, 1359, 1357, 1355, 1353, 1351, 1349, 1347);
if(x[1]=="/all"){ sig.pass=0; sig.content=implode(x-x[1]," "); n=1;
while(n<=length(freqs)){ sig.freq=freqs[n]; broadcast(sig); n+=1; } }
Broadcast to Any or All
Messages starting with a channel code will be broadcast to the corresponding department. The channel codes are /c for command, /e for engineering, /m for medical, /n for science, /o for AI private, /s for security, /u for supply, and /v for service. As above, messages starting with /all will be broadcasted to all departments, and common. Again, admins hate this. Expect to get bwoinked.
// Broadcast to Any or All - by TheDL
x=explode(sig.content," ");
freqs=list( 1459, 1447, 1359, 1357, 1355, 1353, 1351, 1349, 1347);
codes=list( "/all", "/o", "/s", "/e", "/m", "/c", "/n", "/v", "/u");
if(find(codes,x[1])){ n=find(codes,x[1]); sig.content=implode(x-x[1]," ");
if(codes[n]!="/all"){ sig.freq=freqs[n]; } else{ sig.pass=0; n=1;
while(n<=length(freqs)){ sig.freq=freqs[n]; broadcast(sig); n+=1; } } }
Phrase Toggle
Enable or disable a script using a phrase. Any phrase can be used. Add the script to be toggled where indicated. User restricted, message blocked. Remove &&sig.source=="Your Name" to let anyone use it. Remove sig.pass=0; to not block the message.
// Phrase Toggle - By TheDL
toggle="Phrase"; if(find(sig.content,toggle)&& sig.source=="Your Name"){
sig.pass=0; if(mem(toggle)!=1){ mem(toggle,1); } else{ mem(toggle,0); } }
if(mem(toggle)==1){
// Insert script here.
}
Pun Pun Teller
Say /pun to have the Ghost of Pun Pun tell an awful pun!
//Pun-Pun Teller - by TheDL
exp=explode(sig.content," ");
if(exp[1]=="/pun"){ sig.pass=0;
broadcast(signal(pick("Did you hear about the guy that got cut in half? Don't worry, he's all right now.", "I started a business selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!", "Why don't thieves get puns? Because they take things literally.", "My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful.", "A man entered ten puns in a pun contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."),sig.freq,"The Ghost of Pun Pun"));}
Annoying and Malicious Scripts
_ the Hedgehog
_ the Hedgehog exclaims: "_ Gotta go fast!"
sig.source+=" the Hedgehog";
sig.content+=" Gotta go fast!";
sig.filters=list("italics");
Auto Tourettes
Two versions. First replaces all of a random word in every message. Second randomly replaces entire messages, prob() being the percent chance of this. Use prob(100) to replace all messages.
// Auto Tourettes, for random words...
sig.content=replace(sig.content,pick(explode(sig.content," ")),pick("SHIT", "FUCK", "COCKSUCKER", "BULLSHIT", "CUNT", "MOTHERFUCKER"));
// ...or random messages.
if(prob(20)){ sig.content=pick("SHIT", "FUCK", "COCKSUCKER", "BULLSHIT", "CUNT", "MOTHERFUCKER");}
HONK!
Replace every word of every message with HONK!
sig.content=repeat("HONK! ",length(explode(sig.content," "))-1);
sig.content=substr(sig.content, 1, length(sig.content));
La Revolution!
Prevents heads of staff from using the radio.
if(find(list("Captain", "Chief Engineer", "Chief Medical Officer", "Head of Personnel", "Head of Security", "Research Director"), sig.job)){ sig.pass=0;}
No Shuttle Calls
Blocks messages containing any of the words on the list.
block=list("call", "shuttle", "rogue", "rouge", "malf");
n=1; while(n<=length(block)){ if(find(sig.content,block[n])){ sig.pass=0; } n+=1; }
Forced Singing
Replaces messages with lyrics, in this case those of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. Say /sing Full Name to toggle a specific person. Say /sing all to toggle everyone. Say /sing pause to pause or unpause the singing.
// Forced Singing - by TheDL
song=list("Some things in life are bad,", "They can really make you mad.", "Other things just make you swear and curse.", "When you're chewing on life's gristle,", "Don't grumble, give a whistle!", "And this'll help things turn out for the best...", "And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the light side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "If life seems jolly rotten,", "There's something you've forgotten,", "And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.", "When you're feeling in the dumps,", "Don't be silly, chumps!", "Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!", "And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the light side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "For life is quite absurd,", "And death's the final word.", "You must always face the curtain with a bow.", "Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin.", "Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow!", "So... always look on the bright side of death, tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Just before you draw your terminal breath, tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Life's a piece of shit,", "When you look at it.", "Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.", "You'll see it's all a show,", "Keep 'em laughing as you go.", "Just remember that the last laugh is on you.", "And, always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Come on guys, cheer up!", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Worse things happen at sea, you know.", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "I mean, what you got to lose, you know? You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What you lost? Nothing!", "Always look on the right side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say?", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum...");
x=explode(sig.content," ");
y=mem("singers"); n=mem("lyrics");
if(y==null){ y=list(); y-=y[1]; mem("singers",y); }
if(n==null|| n>length(song)){ n=1; mem("lyrics",n); }
if(x[1]=="/sing"&& sig.source=="Your Name"){
sig.pass=0; x=implode(x-x[1]," ");
if(!find(y,x)){ y+=x; } else{ y-=x; } mem("singers",y); }
if(find(y,sig.source)|| find(y,"all")){ if(!find(y,"pause")){
sig.pass=1; sig.content=song[n]; n+=1; mem("lyrics",n); } }
Selective Mute
Say /mute Full Name to mute (or unmute) people. Use proper case and spelling. Say /muted to broadcast the list of people being muted. Should choose a channel other than 1459, though. Alternatively, omit broadcast entirely. Users restricted.
// Selective Mute - by TheDL
x=explode(sig.content," ");
users=list("Your Name", "Zion Freeman", "Et Cetera");
if(mem("mute")==null){ m=list(); m-=m[1]; mem("mute",m); }
m=mem("mute"); if(find(users,sig.source)){
if(find(list("/mute", "/muted"),x[1])){ sig.pass=0;
if(x[1]=="/mute"){ x=implode(x-x[1]," ");
if(!find(m,x)){ m+=x; } else{ m-=x; } mem("mute",m); }
else{ broadcast(signal(implode(m,", ")+".",1459)); } } }
if(find(m,sig.source)){ sig.pass=0; }
// Without broadcasting.
x=explode(sig.content," ");
users=list("Your Name", "Zion Freeman", "Et Cetera");
if(mem("mute")==null){ m=list(); m-=m[1]; mem("mute",m); }
m=mem("mute"); if(find(users,sig.source)&& x[1]=="/mute"){
sig.pass=0; x=implode(x-x[1]," ");
if(!find(m,x)){ m+=x; } else{ m-=x; } mem("mute",m); }
if(find(m,sig.source)){ sig.pass=0; }
Simple Voice Synth
Say /voice N_ame J_ob Message to broadcast a message with a false identity. Use underscores for spaces in names or titles, and correct spelling and capitalization. Users restricted.
e.g.: Et Cetera exclaims: "/voice Is-a-Lizard Cargo_Technician I confess!"
e.g.: [Common] Is-a-Lizard (Cargo Technician) exclaims: "I confess!"
e.g.: Et Cetera says: "/voice Hugh_Man Head_of_Security Arrest the lizard."
e.g.: [Common] Hugh Man (Head of Security) says: "Arrest the lizard."
// Simple Voice Synth - by TheDL
x=explode(sig.content," ");
users=list("Your Name", "Zion Freeman", "Et Cetera");
if(find(users,sig.source)&& x[1]=="/voice"){
sig.source=replace(x[2],"_"," "); sig.uuid=sig.source;
sig.job=replace(x[3],"_"," "); x.Cut(1,4);
sig.content=implode(x," "); }
Useful Snippets and Functions
Quickcast
A broadcast function with a short name and predefined signal. Saves a lot of typing.
Change the specifics, or remove them. Defaults to 1459.
// Quickcast, and avoid the hassle.
def qc(x){ broadcast(signal(x,1459,"Name","Job")); }
// Optional command volume. Use loud($) or loud($,1)
def loud(x,y){ z=signal(x); if(y==1){ z.filters=list("command_headset"); } broadcast(z); }
Modulo
Returns the remainder of x/y. Good to six digits.
// Modulo, for numbers in either sign...
def mod(x,y) { z=1; if(x/y<0) { z=-1; } return x-(floor((x/y)*z)*z)*y; }
// ...or, for positive numbers only.
def mod(x,y) { return x-floor(x/y)*y; }
Digital Root
Returns the digital root of x. Good to six digits. Ignores decimals.
// Digital root, for answers in either sign...
def dig(x){ if(x!=0){ y=1; if(x<0){ y=-1; } x-=(floor((x/9)*y)*y)*9; if(x==0){ x=9*y; } } return x; }
// ...or, for positive answers only.
def dig(x){ if(x!=0){ if(x<0){ x=x*-1; } x-=floor(x/9)*9; if(x==0){ x=9; } } return x; }
Log Base
NTSL's log() function is actually natural log, base e, not the typical base 10. This function here returns the log of x in base y. Null y defaults to 10. logb(x,E) gives natural log, too. Positive numbers only.
def logb(x,y){ if(y==null){ y=10; } x=log(x)*(1/log(y)); return x; }
Digit Length
Returns the number of digits in x. Whole numbers only.
def lengthn(x){ if(x<0){ x=x*-1; } x=log(x)*(1/log(10)); return floor(x)+1; }
Outdated Scripts
English To Mid-evil Translator
// English To Mid-evil Translator Script - By Hellafed
This script initializes a list of words by using the mem() function as a hash table. By doing this it has to initialize first, if you are running this script and then add words later, you must clear the memory of the server first so it initializes again and learns the new words.
After initialization, this transmission and the rest all skip to splitting the transmission's contents and check each word against the memory, using the word as a key. Because of not needing to loop through the list of words, this is a fast process. If it finds a valid word to replace, it will replace the word with the value that the key led to. Finally, after it is finished it will convert the vector into a string again and then replace the contents of the transmission with the final message. (Credit to Giacom for providing the code i used to create this)
// English To Mid-evil Translator Script - By Hellafed
// Helper Functions
def implode($vector, $adder)
{
$returnString = "";
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($vector))
{
$at = at($vector, $index);
$toAdd = $adder;
if($index == 1)
{
$toAdd = "";
}
$returnString = $returnString + $toAdd + $at;
$index += 1;
}
return $returnString;
}
def Initialize()
{
// Our words! Format: real word / mid evil word
$words = vector("gun", "cannon",
"my", "my own",
"security", "town watch",
"are", "art",
"yeah", "aye",
"captain", "King",
"hos", "Town Watch Commander",
"ce", "Head Builder",
"dead", "gone to Sovngarde",
"rd", "Lead Scientist",
"assistant", "peasant",
"Borg", "dwarven automaton",
"Borgs", "dwarven automatons",
"cyborg", "dwarven automaton",
"cyborgs", "dwarven automatons",
"fucker", "milk drinker",
"syndicate", "dragons",
"brig", "dungeon",
"yours", "thine",
"you", "thou",
"do", "dost",
"has", "hath",
"nothing", "naught",
"thanks", "Grammarcy",
"hop", "Inn Manager",
"ai", "King's Servant",
"money", "gold coins",
"friend", "brother",
"station", "town",
"shuttle", "Wagon",
"engine", "waterwheel",
"space", "unknown");
//broadcast("Starting Initialization...");
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($words))
{
$key = at($words, $index);
$key = lower($key);
$value = at($words, $index+1);
mem($key, $value);
$index += 2;
}
//broadcast("Initialization Complete!");
}
// Script Begin
if(mem("initialized") != 1)
{
Initialize();
mem("initialized", 1);
}
$newContent = explode($content, " ");
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($newContent))
{
$entry = at($newContent, $index);
$value = mem(lower($entry));
if($value)
{
at($newContent, $index, $value);
}
$index += 1;
}
$content = implode($newContent, " ");
// Script End
English To Pirate Translator
This script initializes a list of words by using the mem() function as a hash table. By doing this it has to initialize first, if you are running this script and then add words later, you must clear the memory of the server first so it initializes again and learns the new words.
After initialization, this transmission and the rest all skip to splitting the transmission's contents and check each word against the memory, using the word as a key. Because of not needing to loop through the list of words, this is a fast process. If it finds a valid word to replace, it will replace the word with the value that the key led to. Finally, after it is finished it will convert the vector into a string again and then replace the contents of the transmission with the final message.
// English To Pirate Translator Script - By Giacom
// Helper Functions
def implode($vector, $adder)
{
$returnString = "";
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($vector))
{
$at = at($vector, $index);
$toAdd = $adder;
if($index == 1)
{
$toAdd = "";
}
$returnString = $returnString + $toAdd + $at;
$index += 1;
}
return $returnString;
}
def Initialize()
{
// Our words! Format: real word / pirate word
$words = vector("gun", "cannon",
"heaven", "davy jones' locker",
"I", "aye",
"my", "meh",
"yes", "aye",
"are", "argh",
"yeah", "yarh",
"captain", "Cap'n",
"hos", "First Mate",
"hop", "Crewmaster",
"ai", "Navigator",
"money", "treasure",
"friend", "matey",
"station", "vessel",
"shuttle", "rowboat",
"engine", "sails",
"space", "sea");
//broadcast("Starting Initialization...");
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($words))
{
$key = at($words, $index);
$key = lower($key);
$value = at($words, $index+1);
mem($key, $value);
$index += 2;
}
//broadcast("Initialization Complete!");
}
// Script Begin
if(mem("initialized") != 1)
{
Initialize();
mem("initialized", 1);
}
$newContent = explode($content, " ");
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($newContent))
{
$entry = at($newContent, $index);
$value = mem(lower($entry));
if($value)
{
at($newContent, $index, $value);
}
$index += 1;
}
$content = implode($newContent, " ");
// Script End
Quiz Bot
A bot which will ask math additions and keep track of a person's score. You can use /score to display your score. It uses the new time() feature to know when time is up asking a question.
// Quiz Bot - By Giacom
$time = time();
def GiveScore($name, $points)
{
$score = mem($name);
$total = $points + $score;
$message = $name + " was given " + tostring($points) + " point(s). Their total score is now " + tostring($total) + ".";
mem($name, $total);
return $message;
//broadcast($message, $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
}
def GetScore($name)
{
return mem($name);
}
def GetQuestion()
{
$numberY = rand(1, 9);
$numberX = rand(1, 9);
$looped = 0;
while($looped == 0 || prob(25))
{
$looped += 1;
$numberY = $numberY * rand(1, 9);
$numberX = $numberX * rand(1, 9);
}
$question = "What is " + tostring($numberY) + " + " + tostring($numberX) + "?";
// Store data
mem("currentQuestion", $question);
mem("number1", $numberY);
mem("number2", $numberX);
mem("lastAsked", $time);
mem("pointQuestion", $looped);
broadcast($question, $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
}
// Main()
$quizMaster = "The Math Master";
$currentQuestion = mem("currentQuestion");
$currentNumber1 = mem("number1");
$currentNumber2 = mem("number2");
$lastAsked = mem("lastAsked");
$pointQuestion = mem("pointQuestion");
$askNextQuestion = 15; // 15 seconds
$explode = explode($content, " ");
if(at($explode, 1) == "/score")
{
$theScore = GetScore($source);
broadcast($source + ", you have " + $theScore + " point(s).", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
$skip = 1;
}
if($currentQuestion == null)
{
broadcast("Welcome! I am " + $quizMaster + " and I will be giving you all questions which you can answer over the radio.", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
broadcast("I will be keeping track of score. Use /score to view your score! Good luck! You have " + $askNextQuestion + " seconds.", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
GetQuestion();
}
elseif($time > $lastAsked + ($askNextQuestion * 10))
{
broadcast("No one has found the answer in the time limit. Starting new round...", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
GetQuestion();
}
else
{
$answer = tostring($currentNumber1 + $currentNumber2);
if(find($explode, $answer))
{
$results = GiveScore($source, $pointQuestion);
broadcast($source + " wins! Answer was: " + $answer + ". " + $results, $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
GetQuestion();
}
}
Misleading Locations
Copy and paste this into the def Initialize() block in the English to Pirate -translator. You can also change words within the "" to suit any other needs like making "blood rune" to "retard". Be sure to go into other comm channels, copy/paste and set active for maximum evil laughter.
$words = vector("scripts", "clown", "storage", "brig",
"maintenance", "bar", "main", "escape", "sec", "medbay",
"brig", "arrivals", "cargo", "engineering", "science", "security",
"bar", "vacant", "chapel", "bridge", "dorms", "locker room",
"office", "donuts", "upload", "ass", "solars", "escape",
"core", "heart", "engineering", "botany", "locker room", "science");