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Lizardman
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Lizardmen are a race.

Obviously they have green multicolored skin. They attack with their claws to slash and hack people. They alss-s-sso tend to talk funny (like Xemo) and have weird names (like Eats-The-Lemons).

To become a lizardman you must first become a janitor/botanist and then beg the Gods to change you into a lesser form, to which you belong. If you show enough humbleness and torture yourself a little, the Gods may answer Lizardmen are now a playable race! You can choose your race, lizard color and appearance on the player panel.

Note that as a lizard, the AI does not consider you human and is not obligated to listen to you. Also, certain crew members will show you depths of racism previously reserved for the clown. But hey, special snowflake colors!