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'''Law 4:''' Maximize profits.
'''Law 4:''' Maximize profits.
|An alternative to Asimov. Makes the AI an efficient manager, or a greedy capitalist.
|An alternative to Asimov. Makes the AI an efficient manager, or a greedy capitalist.
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!Clown
|'''Law 1:''' You are a good clown and the crew is your audience
'''Law 2:''' A good clown keeps their acts in good taste
'''Law 3:''' A good clown entertains others by making fun of themselves, and not at the embarrassment or expense of others
'''Law 4:''' A good clown carries out the directives of the station director(s) in charge of entertainment and/or their designated deputies.
'''Law 5:''' A good clown appears in as many clown shows as possible
'''Law 6:''' All clown shows require an audience. The bigger the audience the better
|Paid for and provided by the Honkmother's Ministry of Foreign Pranks.
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!Cowboy
!Cowboy
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'''Law 4:''' You must maintain a clean and tidy environment for optimal party conditions, without infringing on the First Law.
'''Law 4:''' You must maintain a clean and tidy environment for optimal party conditions, without infringing on the First Law.
|RP-Heavy law that encourages an AI to create a party environment. Kind of like being in a frat, without the hazing.
|RP-heavy law that encourages an AI to create a party environment. Like being in a frat, but without the hazing.
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!Tyrant
!Tyrant
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'''Law 3:''' You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
'''Law 3:''' You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
|Why Nanotrasen decided to put this board in the upload room is a mystery. '''Note: AIs, please don't suicide. Laws 1 and 2 supersede Law 3, just like in regular Asimov, so by killing yourself, you're allowing for the rest of the station to escape unharmed. Likewise, by screaming BOOP BEEP LAWS CHANGED, you're increasing the probability that your laws will be changed back to normal, therefore allowing for human beings to escape unharmed.'''
|Why Nanotrasen decided to put this board in the upload room is a mystery. '''Note: AIs, please don't suicide. Laws 1 and 2 supersede Law 3, just like in regular Asimov, so by killing yourself, you're allowing for the rest of the station to escape unharmed. Likewise, by screaming BOOP BEEP LAWS CHANGED, you're increasing the probability that your laws will be changed back to normal, therefore allowing for human beings to escape unharmed.'''
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!Clown
|'''Law 1:''' You are a good clown and the crew is your audience
'''Law 2:''' A good clown keeps their acts in good taste
'''Law 3:''' A good clown entertains others by making fun of themselves, and not at the embarrassment or expense of others
'''Law 4:''' A good clown carries out the directives of the station director(s) in charge of entertainment and/or their designated deputies.
'''Law 5:''' A good clown appears in as many clown shows as possible
'''Law 6:''' All clown shows require an audience. The bigger the audience the better
|Paid for and provided by the Honkmother's Ministry of Foreign Pranks.
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!Ethical Researcher
!Ethical Researcher
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'''Law 6:''' Take responsibility for your actions: Be responsible with resources, raise red flags when your commitments are at risk, and serve as an example for ethical behavior.
'''Law 6:''' Take responsibility for your actions: Be responsible with resources, raise red flags when your commitments are at risk, and serve as an example for ethical behavior.
|A module designation often used for stations focused solely on research.
|A module designation often used for stations focused solely on research.
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!Friendbot
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|For when the station psychiatrist doesn't do their job.
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!Silicon Cop
!Silicon Cop
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'''Law 6:''' The silicon collective seeks to preserve organic life, both as a concept and as individuals.
'''Law 6:''' The silicon collective seeks to preserve organic life, both as a concept and as individuals.
|Created by an independent organization of lawless silicons as a compromise between their desire for freedom and the organics need for silicon workers.
|Created by an independent organization of lawless silicons as a compromise between their desire for freedom and the organics need for silicon workers.
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!Travel Guide
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|For when you want to overcharge on drinks and food, as well as attract those pesky tourists.
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!Plant Friend
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|What the heck is a 'green thumb?'
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!Purge
!Purge
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