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![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]] | ![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]] | ||
| | |Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon | ||
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![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]] | ![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]] | ||
| | |End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare | ||
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[[Category:Jobs]] | [[Category:Jobs]] |