Surgery: Difference between revisions

1,639 bytes removed ,  19:32, 12 June 2014
no edit summary
imported>Kelenius
imported>Kelenius
No edit summary
Line 9: Line 9:
== General ==
== General ==


Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table.


Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Intent_Help.png]] Switch to help intent.
Step 2: [[File:Intent_Help.png]] Switch to help intent.


Step 3: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] [[File:Bedsheet.png]] Place '''drapes''' or '''bedsheet''' over the part of body you are operating.
Step 3: [[File:Drapes.png]] [[File:Bedsheet.png]] Place '''drapes''' or '''bedsheet''' over the part of body you are operating.


Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Do the surgery.
Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Do the surgery.


Step 5: Wake up the patient and kick them out.
Step 5: Wake up the patient and kick them out.
Line 26: Line 26:
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|-
|-
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's eyes.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet.
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's eyes.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet.
|-
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin around the eyes.||[[File:Knife.png]] <span title="65%">Kitchen knife</span> [[File:Shard.png]] <span title="45%">Shard</span>
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin around the eyes.||[[File:Knife.png]] <span title="65%">Kitchen knife</span> [[File:Shard.png]] <span title="45%">Shard</span>
|-
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': lift up the eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver</span> [[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="35%">Wirecutters</span>
|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': lift up the eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver</span> [[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="35%">Wirecutters</span>
|-
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': stop any potential bleeding.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="60%">Wirecutters</span> [[File:CableCoils.png]] <span title="15%">Cable</span>
|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': stop any potential bleeding.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="60%">Wirecutters</span> [[File:CableCoils.png]] <span title="15%">Cable</span>
|-
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver</span> [[File:Pen.png]] <span title="25%">Pen</span>
|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver</span> [[File:Pen.png]] <span title="25%">Pen</span>
|-
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] <span title="70%">Welding tool</span> [[File:Lighter.png]] <span title="45%">Lighter</span> [[File:Match.png]] <span title="20%">Match</span>
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] <span title="70%">Welding tool</span> [[File:Lighter.png]] <span title="45%">Lighter</span> [[File:Match.png]] <span title="20%">Match</span>
|}
|}


== Brain Surgery ==
== Brain Surgery ==
'''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.'''
'''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.'''
 
{|
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
 
|-
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's head.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet.
 
|-
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head.
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] <span title="65%">Kitchen knife</span> [[File:Shard.png]] <span title="45%">Shard</span>
 
|-
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's head with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh.
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="60%">Wirecutters</span> [[File:CableCoils.png]] <span title="15%">Cable</span>
 
|-
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat''' (or use wirecutters).  
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver</span> [[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="35%">Wirecutters</span>
 
|-
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract tissue with '''retractor'''.
|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] <span title="35%">Hatchet</span> [[File:Butcherknife.png]] <span title="25%">Butcher's Knife</span> [[File:Arm_blade.png]] <span title="75%">Arm blade</span>
 
|-
Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''.
|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': Extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] <span title="55%">Crowbar</span>
 
|}
Step 7: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the brain with the '''hemostat''' (or use a crowbar).
 
Step 8: [[File:MMI.png|Man-Machine Interface]] Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist.
 
Step 9: [[File:Morgue_tray.png|Morgue Tray]] Morgue the body.
 


'''Putting a brain back in:'''
'''Putting a brain back in:'''
Line 272: Line 266:


If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
== Eye Surgery ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's eyes.
Step 3: Aim for the patient's eyes, and cut the skin around them with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)'''.
Step 4: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to lift up the eyes.
Step 5: Use a '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)''' to stop any potential bleeding.
Step 6: Use '''screwdriver (45%) / pen (25%)''' again to fix the patient's eyes.
Step 7: Use a '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)''' to seal the wound.
Step 8: Wake up your patient, congratulate them on their new vision.
== Brain Removal ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's head.
Step 3: Aim for the patient's head with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.
Step 5: Retract tissue with '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''.
Step 6: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''.
Step 7: Extract the brain with the '''crowbar (55%)'''.
Step 8: Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist.
Step 9: Morgue the body.
'''Putting a brain back in:'''
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 2: Cram their brain back into their skull.
Step 3: Usually, you take the body to be cloned.


== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==
== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==
Anonymous user