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|difficulty = Hard, become robust.
|superior = Noone, you are the law.
|superior = Noone, you are the law.
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|duties = Get your space legs, assist people, ask the [[Head of Personnel|HoP]] to give you a job
|guides = [[New Players]], [[Starter guide]], [[Frequently Asked Questions]], [[General items]], [[Basic construction]]
|guides = [[New Players]], [[Starter guide]], [[Frequently Asked Questions]], [[General items]], [[Basic construction]]
|quote = ''What the hell did I do? Ya'll are shitsec get a fucking life ya'll''
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[[File:Primary Tool Storage.png|thumb|300px|The [[Primary Tool Storage]]. This is where you spawn.]]
[[File:Primary Tool Storage.png|thumb|300px|The [[Primary Tool Storage]]. This is where you spawn.]]

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'THIS IS A JOKE PAGE, DO NOT FOLLOW THIS GUIDE OR YOU MIGHT JUST GET BANNED (WORKS ON OTHER STATIONS, WHICH DONT HAVE RP)'

NOT ALLOWED STAFF
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Greytider
Access: Tool Storage; Maintenance
Additional Access: Everywhere else you can break in to.
Difficulty: Hard, become robust.
Supervisors: Noone, you are the law.
Duties: Get your space legs, assist people, ask the HoP to give you a job
Guides: New Players, Starter guide, Frequently Asked Questions, General items, Basic construction
Quote: 'What the hell did I do? Ya'll are shitsec get a fucking life ya'll'
The Primary Tool Storage. This is where you spawn.

Assistants are the most versatile and expendable workers on the station. They are recommended to new-comers who have read or are reading the tutorial and are still getting their space legs.

Assistants begin their shifts around the station but usually congregate in Primary Tool Storage, where they can acquire some basic tools such as screwdrivers and wrenches. If you are charismatic or lucky, the Head of Personnel can add more access to your Identification Card. With more access and perhaps a custom job title, perhaps you can find a purpose on the station at last.

Sometimes you are a God among men and sometimes you are dead within twelve seconds of round start. It all depends on how you set up and the luck of the station.

Bare minimum requirements: Don't be a total shitler.

Duties? What Duties?

Assistants are usually the most aware civilians on the station due to the fact they're constantly on the move. You'll find that that assistants make great informants!

Due to the lack of responsibility, you'll usually find that assistants are the ones responsible for renovating the bar with a dance floor or boxing ring, building cloning stations in firefighting closets, converting the dorms into interrogation rooms, and all other sorts of wacky projects.

Gimmicks

You can choose between either inventing a custom job title and having the HoP give you the title and appropriate access, and asking people over the radio if they need assistance. If you take the first option, consider the jobs on the following list. An assistant is a good job for playing a single-round gimmick.

  • Acolyte
  • Actor
  • Animal Handler
  • Athlete
  • Bean Counter
  • Beggar
  • Bro
  • Coach
  • Consultant
  • Daredevil
  • Delivery Boy/Girl
  • DJ
  • Drunken Wreck
  • Emissary from Another Planet
  • Fanboy/girl
  • Former Head of Security
  • Gambler
  • Gourmand
  • Junk Collector
  • Junkie
  • Musician
  • Paralegal
  • Political Activist
  • Political Prisoner
  • Receptionist
  • Safety Inspector
  • Salesperson
  • Stowaway
  • Student
  • Terraformer
  • Test Subject
  • Tour Guide
  • Trader
  • Waiter

Ghost in the System

It's easy to stay under the radar as an assistant, as you have the least-respected job on the station (aside from that other guy). You have maintenance access, but to go anywhere else you need to be creative. Loot a belt and budget insulated gloves from Primary Tool Storage if you can and set out!

The number one advantage of traitor assistant is your opponent's arrogance. Security and other crew members will typically assume you are inexperienced or stupid, so surprise them with your knowledge of the game's mechanics.

This doesn't mean you won't run into a particularly savvy security member who knows the potential danger of an assistant, though. Keep alert at all times. In the rare case that someone actually asks you to assist them, draw them into a quiet place and execute them.


Jobs on Yogstation

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Command Captain · Head of Personnel · Head of Security · Chief Engineer · Chief Medical Officer · Research Director
Security Head of Security · Security Officer · Warden · Detective · Lawyer
Engineering Chief Engineer · Station Engineer · Atmospheric Technician · Network Admin
Science Research Director · Scientist · Roboticist · Geneticist
Medical Chief Medical Officer · Medical Doctor · Chemist · Geneticist · Virologist · Paramedic · Psychiatrist · Mining Medic
Supply Head of Personnel · Quartermaster · Cargo Technician · Shaft Miner · Mining Medic
Service Janitor · Bartender · Cook · Botanist · Lawyer
Civilian Assistant · Tourist · Clown · Mime · Artist · Chaplain · Curator · Clerk
Non-Human AI · Cyborg · Positronic Brain · Drone · Personal AI · Construct · Golem · Ghost
Special Centcom Official · Death Squad Officer · Emergency Response Officer · Ian · HONK Squad Officer
Races Humans · Lizardpeople · Plasmaman · Phytosian · Preternis · Mothpeople · Ethereals · Polysmorph · Miscellaneous