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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]][[File:HoP_Action.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]][[File:HoP_Action.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Force the crew to handle paperwork. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child.
|Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Force the crew to handle paperwork. Protect your [[Ian|corgi, Ian]], as if he were your child.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]][[File:Hos.PNG|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]][[File:Hos.PNG|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your Officers and turn them into a robust crime-stopping force. Have your Detective solve crimes to stop him from sulking around his office and drinking. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you.
|Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your [[Security Officer|Officers]] and turn them into a [[robust]] crime-stopping force. Have your [[Detective]] solve crimes to stop him from sulking around his office and [[Guide to Drinks|drinking]]. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]][[File:ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]][[File:ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Manage the station's [[Engineering]] department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and communications networks. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. Ignore hull breaches in anywhere that isn't your department.
|Manage the station's [[Engineering]] department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and [[Telecommunications|communications networks]]. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. Ignore hull breaches in anywhere that isn't your department.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]][[File:ResearchDirector.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]][[File:ResearchDirector.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Science]] department and all of their depraved experiments. Create Cyborgs from human brains. Monitor the station's [[AI]] for signs of tampering. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, and then be prosecuted by Security over it.
|Oversee the [[Science]] department and all of their depraved experiments. Create [[Guide to robotics|Cyborgs]] from human brains. Monitor the station's [[AI]] for signs of tampering. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, and then be prosecuted by [[Shitcurity|Security]] over it.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:Cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:Cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned [[Virologist|threats]] to [[Geneticist|society]] under your command. Combat sentient diseases. Perform numerous surgeries at once.
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned [[Virologist|threats]] to [[Geneticist|society]] under your command. Combat [[Sentient Disease|sentient diseases]]. Perform numerou [[Surgery|surgeries]] at once.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Stop shitcurity in the brig. Assist the Head of Security where possible.
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Stop [[shitcurity]] in the brig. Assist the [[Head of Security]] where possible.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]][[File:SecurityOfficer.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]][[File:SecurityOfficer.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Dogpile on traitors. Comply with [[Space Law]] to the best of your ability. Deal with the toxic ire of everyone on the station.
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[Assistant|greytiding]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Dogpile on [[Traitor|traitors]]. Comply with [[Space Law]] to the best of your ability. Deal with the toxic ire of everyone on the station. Don't become [[Shitcurity]], but stay [[robust]].
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]][[File:Engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]][[File:Engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely. Get arrested in Maintenance for trying to do your job.
|Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely. Get arrested in [[Maintenance]] for trying to do your job.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]][[File:SignalTech.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]][[File:SignalTech.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
|Be the IT guy the station needs. Write Telecomms scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and copy-paste from a different one.
|Be the IT guy the station needs. Write [[Telecommunications|Telecomms]] scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a [https://wiki.yogstation.net wiki page] and copy-paste from a different one.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]][[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]][[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make a murder look like assisted suicide. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Research mining upgrades, when the [[Shaft Miner|Shaft Miners]] have gotten enough mining points.
|Work on projects from [[Toxins Lab|bomb-making]] to [[Guide to xenobiology|breeding slimes]] and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make a murder look like assisted suicide. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Research mining upgrades, when the [[Shaft Miner|Shaft Miners]] have gotten enough mining points.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]][[File:Roboticist_action.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]][[File:Roboticist_action.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the AI's lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of [[Surgery]].
|Build some nifty [[Robotics|robots]] and [[Robotics|BIG STOMPY MECHS]]! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the [[AI|AI's]] lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of [[Surgery]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]][[File:Chemist_action.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]][[File:Chemist_action.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create potent and questionable chemicals. Vaccinate the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.
|Work alongside the [[Medical Doctor|Doctors]] to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create [[Guide to Chemistry|potent and questionable chemicals]]. Vaccinate the [[clown]] with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]][[File:Geneticist_action.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]][[File:Geneticist_action.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Sit in your lab for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook.
|Sit in your [[Genetics Lab|lab]] for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the [[cook]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]][[File:Virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]][[File:Virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Mess up and release a plague. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines.
|Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Mess up and release a plague. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a [[Guide to virology|cure and vaccines]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]][[File:Gearedparamedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]][[File:Gearedparamedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their jumpsuit sensors to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help, and you can't find them.
|Monitor the [[Suit sensors|crew's vital status]] via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their [[Suit sensors|jumpsuit sensors]] to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help, and you can't find them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]][[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]][[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to [[Science]] in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.
|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to [[Science]] in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die. Try to fight the [[Megafauna]] and fail miserably.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]][[File:Janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]][[File:Janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you.
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you. Defend yourself when the [[Clown]] made an unfunny joke and spilled space lube all over the hallways and blames it all on you.  
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. [[Critters#Pets|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Cook delicious [[Guide to food|meals]] from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. [[Critters#Pets|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk! Play harmless pranks, and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use said mech to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
|Honk! Play harmless pranks, and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use said mech to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! Steal bluespace tomatoes from the [[Botanist]] and throw it at people. HONK!!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
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![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]][[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]][[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Explore space and find cool stuff. Cry as no one visits your library. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books.
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Explore space and find cool stuff. Cry as no one visits your library. Beat the snot out of anyone [[Clown|who doesn't return their library books]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]][[File:Lawyer.png|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]][[File:Lawyer.png|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell Security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save [[Devil|souls from damnation]]. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
|Tell [[Warden|Security]] to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save [[Devil|souls from damnation]]. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
|Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors.
|Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors. Fight off the other AI, by turning off their APC, when you have [[Malfunctioning Ai|other perspectives]] than him.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead. Make your carp sentient. Become the ultimate domestic terrorist. Sigh as your whole team magically disappears and you see the crew wearing their gear.
|Steal the [[Captain|Captain's]] nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead. Make your carp sentient. Become the ultimate domestic terrorist. Sigh as your whole team magically disappears and you see the crew wearing their gear.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Forcibly convert people to your religion.
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Forcibly convert people to your religion.  Fight other cults, since they have [[Clockwork Cult|other beliefs]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Fight other cults, since they have [[Blood Cult|other beliefs]].
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
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![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Listen to darkcore music.
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Listen to darkcore music. Get spotted by a [[Assistant|random guy]] who has way too many lights.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]][[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]]<br>[[Game Mode#Blood Brothers|Blood Brothers]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]][[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]]<br>[[Game Mode#Blood Brothers|Blood Brothers]]
|Do the work of two individuals as you carry your useless brothers to success. Realize you are essentially a greytider with objectives. Complete obscenely hard objectives and then fail anyway because not every single brother is alive and on the shuttle.
|Do the work of two individuals as you carry your [[New Players|useless brothers]] to success. Realize you are essentially a greytider with objectives. Complete obscenely hard objectives and then fail anyway because not every single brother is alive and on the shuttle.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
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![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal.
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Eat more. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
|Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic.
|Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic. Destroy everyone's windows they spent time building.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
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![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until you are finally discovered. Unleash the blobbernauts. Reach critical mass and win.
|Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until you are finally discovered. Unleash the blobbernauts. Get attacked by everyone. Grow. Grow more. Reach critical mass and win or get killed by a swarm of people.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.  
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
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Revision as of 18:41, 20 January 2021

In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your station access, and what you are expected or required to be doing with your time. Various jobs, such as Security postings and Command roles, have time gates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available. Additionally, due to the Human-centric nature of the corporation running Space Station 13, Nanotrasen, only Humans are allowed to perform as Command staff. However, in times of need and understaffing, non-Humans may be promoted into these roles by the Head of Personnel or Captain.

Command

Job Role Difficulty
Generic captain.pngCaptain action.png
Captain
Be responsible for the wellbeing of the entire station. Manage your Heads of Staff, and see to it that everything is functioning as it should be. Manage directives from Central Command, and juggle a station hurtling towards absolute disaster. Twist your head off when the walls start closing in, and hell breaks loose. aVery Hard
Generic hop.pngHoP Action.png
Head of Personnel
Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Force the crew to handle paperwork. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child. cMedium
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Head of Security
Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your Officers and turn them into a robust crime-stopping force. Have your Detective solve crimes to stop him from sulking around his office and drinking. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. aVery Hard
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Chief Engineer
Manage the station's Engineering department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and communications networks. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. Ignore hull breaches in anywhere that isn't your department. bHard
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Research Director
Oversee the Science department and all of their depraved experiments. Create Cyborgs from human brains. Monitor the station's AI for signs of tampering. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, and then be prosecuted by Security over it. bHard
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Chief Medical Officer
Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned threats to society under your command. Combat sentient diseases. Perform numerou surgeries at once. cMedium

Security

Job Role Difficulty
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Warden
Sit in your office. Sit in your office again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum. Stop shitcurity in the brig. Assist the Head of Security where possible. bMedium
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Security Officer
Deal with the various dirty greytiding criminals running amok on the station. Dogpile on traitors. Comply with Space Law to the best of your ability. Deal with the toxic ire of everyone on the station. Don't become Shitcurity, but stay robust. aHard
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Detective
Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of dangerous criminals. cMedium

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer
Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely. Get arrested in Maintenance for trying to do your job. cMedium
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Atmospheric Technician
Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to wasting your precious air complaining about how useless you are - if they can talk, everything is within tolerances. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. cMedium
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Signal Technician
Be the IT guy the station needs. Write Telecomms scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and copy-paste from a different one. cEasy

Science

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist
Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make a murder look like assisted suicide. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Research mining upgrades, when the Shaft Miners have gotten enough mining points. cMedium
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Roboticist
Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the AI's lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of Surgery. dEasy

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor
Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the Chemist to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Surgically graft a banana on to a Clown. Cry in despair as the bodies pile up. dMedium
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Chemist
Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create potent and questionable chemicals. Vaccinate the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. dEasy
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Geneticist
Sit in your lab for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. cMedium
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Virologist
Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Mess up and release a plague. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines. cMedium
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Paramedic
Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their jumpsuit sensors to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help, and you can't find them. cEasy
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Psychiatrist
Sit in your office advertising on the radio every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an Assistant with medical access. cVery Easy

Civilian

Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster
Order crates and make sure your workers do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the Revolution. Manage supply and demand, and cry when demand outpaces supply. cMedium
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Cargo Technician
Push or pull crates. Promote shorts as they are easy and comfortable to wear. Use MULEs to all but entirely replace you. Play with the stock market. Cry in confusion due to said stock market. Steal everything not bolted down and get subsequently lynched. dEasy
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Shaft Miner
Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to Science in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die. Try to fight the Megafauna and fail miserably. bMedium
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Mining Medic
Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Laugh at them when they die to the locals and are lost forever because they never turned their sensors on. Cry because said locals are now coming to the mining base. Watch as the crew pinpointer turns into a question mark as they fall into a chasm. bHard

Service

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor
Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you. Defend yourself when the Clown made an unfunny joke and spilled space lube all over the hallways and blames it all on you. dEasy
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Bartender
Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". dEasy
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Cook
Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. dEasy
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Botanist
Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the Chef to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Plant grass in the hallway in front of your department. cMedium

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant
Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and assist where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Get rejected from helping most people. Bask in the fact that you are still superior to the Clown. fNone
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Clown
Honk! Play harmless pranks, and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use said mech to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! Steal bluespace tomatoes from the Botanist and throw it at people. HONK!! eHONK!
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Mime
*flip *slap *cry *deathgasp e...
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Artist
Remove every floor tile to make wire art. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Get arrested for vandalism. Make great drawings and get your painting accepted in the Gallery. Easy
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Chaplain
Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God through violent beating over the head with your holy book. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards. dEasy
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Curator
Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Explore space and find cool stuff. Cry as no one visits your library. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. dEasy
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Clerk
Steal whatever you can from your fellow crew members and sell it back to them for a pretty penny. Fend off the angry hordes of said crew members when they rightfully start taking their stuff back. Spam "Message All" on your PDA and drive the HoP to drink. cEasy
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Lawyer
Tell Security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by Space Law. dEasy

Non-human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI
Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors. Fight off the other AI, by turning off their APC, when you have other perspectives than him. aVery Hard
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Cyborg
Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals. Completely forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked. bHard
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Drone
Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the Station Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more qualified than them. bEasy
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Personal AI
Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master. Get stuffed into a bot. dEasy
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Construct
Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in - ask for juggernaut and get wraith. cEasy to Medium
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Ghost
Talk to the other dead people. Complain about yourself dying and the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an Antagonist with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile. fGhastly!

Antagonists

Main Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor
Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Wonder why other Traitors are assigned to kill you. cMedium
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Changeling
Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear. bHard
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Nuclear Operative
Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead. Make your carp sentient. Become the ultimate domestic terrorist. Sigh as your whole team magically disappears and you see the crew wearing their gear. aVery Hard
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Blood Cultist
Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Forcibly convert people to your religion. Fight other cults, since they have other beliefs. cMedium
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Clockwork Cultist
Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Fight other cults, since they have other beliefs. bMedium to Hard
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Revolutionary
Overthrow the station's leadership by either putting them on a shuttle to lavaland or slicing their heads off with a guillotine. Viva la revolution! aEasy to Hard
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Gangster
Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses. aHard
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Wizard
FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!! aVery Hard
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Ragin Mages
Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, then kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other. aVery Hard
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Shadowling
Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Listen to darkcore music. Get spotted by a random guy who has way too many lights. bVery Hard
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Syndicate Mutineer
Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team. aHard
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Vampire
Walk into the Chapel, die. Get hit by a Bible, die. Run onto a blessed tile, die. Hide in maintenance and bite assistants. Make your own crypt. Reach your full potential and be killed by a vampire that you made. aMedium
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Blood Brothers
Do the work of two individuals as you carry your useless brothers to success. Realize you are essentially a greytider with objectives. Complete obscenely hard objectives and then fail anyway because not every single brother is alive and on the shuttle. a Hard

Side Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Guardian Spirit
Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battle cry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Be a punching ghost or heal the dying. bORA ORA ORA
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Xenomorph
Plant embryos inside the unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Watch in horror as the Queen spaces herself. bHard
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Swarmers
Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Eat more. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal. bMedium
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Revenant
Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic. Destroy everyone's windows they spent time building. bEasy
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Morph
Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot. bHard
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Space Ninja
Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless. bHard
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Blob
Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until you are finally discovered. Unleash the blobbernauts. Get attacked by everyone. Grow. Grow more. Reach critical mass and win or get killed by a swarm of people. bHard
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Sentient Disease
Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of the medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards. bHard
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Pirate
Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood. bHard
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Abductor
Kidnap people and experiment on them. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you instead. bHard
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Obsessed
Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well. bEasy to Medium

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Lavaland Role
Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest (if you're an ashwalker). Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home. bHard
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Centcom Official
Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have your body looted by everyone, including the Captain. bMedium
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Ian
Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew. aImpossible
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Chrono Legionnaire
Erase the Clown from time. Accidentally erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by an admin for being too overpowered. bNever Existed
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Emergency Response Officer
Arrive too late on the station to help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered, and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team. bVery Hard
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Death Squad Officer
Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver. bHard
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HONK Squad Officer
You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs. bHONK!

Out of Rotation

Job Role Difficulty
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Cortical Borer
Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Fa la la la la - la la la la. Spam *collapse and *surrender, and cry because the coders found out about your exploit. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar. aRemoved
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Devil
Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode. bRemoved
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Monkey
Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. bRemoved
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Hivemind Host
Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift. aRemoved