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In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and [[Space Law|Space Law]].
Your job is your role. Your access and equipment depend on your job. Everyone's job is important. <s>Even the clown has a role: to get robusted five minutes into the shift</s>.
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== Useful Links ==
==Heads of Staff==
<s>BUNCH OF STUCK UP BIG WIGS, KILL 'EM</s>
{{JobList|title=COMMAND|imagebgcolor = lightblue|Captain|Head of Personnel|Head of Security|Chief Engineer|Research Director|Chief Medical Officer}}


==Security==
<s>FUN POLICE</s>
{{JobList|title=SECURITY|imagebgcolor = #ff9999|Security Officer|Warden|Detective}}


* [[Chain of Command]]
==Engineering==
* [[Standard Operating Procedure]]
<s>FIX THIS</s>
* [[Guides]]
{{JobList|title=ENGINEERING and ATMOSPHERICS|imagebgcolor = #ffff88|Station Engineer|Atmospheric Technician}}
* [[Rules]]
* [[Job selection and assignment]]


==Medical==
<s>FIX <i>ME</i></s>
{{JobList|title=MEDICAL|imagebgcolor = #eeeeff|Medical Doctor|Chemist|Geneticist|Virologist|Mining Medic|Paramedic}}


== Command ==
==Research and Development==
<s>BLOW THE BORGS/MAKE ME A BAG OF HOLDING</s>
{{JobList|title=SCIENCE|imagebgcolor = #cc99cc|Scientist|Roboticist}}


{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
==Supply==
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
<s>GET DAT FUKKEN CRATE</s>
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
{{JobList|title=SUPPLY|imagebgcolor = #ffffcc|Quartermaster|Cargo Technician|Shaft Miner}}
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]].
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian or die trying!
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}


== Security ==
==Service==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
<s>FEED ME</s>
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=200|Job
{{JobList|title=SERVICE|imagebgcolor = #ccff99|Bartender|Botanist|Chef|Janitor|Waiter|Clerk|Chaplain}}
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU ARE THE LAW . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carrying half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}


== Engineering ==
==Civilian==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
<s>ROBUST 'EM</s>  
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
{{JobList|title=CIVILIANS|Assistant|Clown|Mime|Librarian|Lawyer|Tourist}}
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|50px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Fly around in space while your [[Station Engineer|subordinates]] burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|50px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|50px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Release plasma into the halls.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}


== Science ==
==Non-Humans==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
<s>ROGUE ROGUE ROGUE/CROTCHETY IBM PIECE OF SHIT</s>
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
{{JobList|title=SILICONS|imagebgcolor = #96C8A2|AI|Cyborg|Personal AI}}
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|50px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|50px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}


== Medical ==
==Antagonists==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
<s>LYNCH 'EM</s>
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
{{JobList|title=ANTAGONISTS|imagebgcolor = #CD2626|Traitor|Changeling|Malfunctioning AI|Nuclear Operative|Wizard|Blob|Revolutionary|Cultist|Shadowling|Abductor}}
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|50px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|50px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}


== Civilian ==
==Special==
=== Supply ===
<s>CALL THE FUKKEN SHUTTLE</s>
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
{{JobList|title=SPECIAL ANTAGONISTS|imagebgcolor = #4F2F4F|Xenomorph|Space Ninja}}
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_qm.png|50px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|50px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|}
 
=== Service ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
 
=== Miscellaneous ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#D8BFD8;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|50px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]''
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Attempt to hold weddings and funerals. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
 
== Non-human ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic drone.png|50px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Swarm the bar with your fellow Drones to put out a plasma fire. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Pai.png|50px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Shade.png|50px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Obey your master, who is either worshiping [[Narsie]] or [[Wizard|something worse]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
|}
 
== Antagonist ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|50px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|50px|link=Cult magic]]<br>[[Cultist]]
|Scribble runes. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|50px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Die from a light source.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Abductor.png|50px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian. Accidently kidnap yourself. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|50px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Revolt against the Command Staff. Turn all thirty assistants in tool storage into revolutionaries in under thirty seconds. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Blob core.gif|50px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Monkey.png|50px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves, proceed to kill everyone anyway.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|}
 
== Special ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:centcomofficial.png|50px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Ian.PNG|50px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|50px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>Chrono Legionnaire
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Without a trace!
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
|-
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|50px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Try in futility to save the station.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|50px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Terminate all lifeforms, erase all evidence.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|}
 
== Species ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=200|Specie
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:darkgreen;" |Description
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence
|-
![[File:Human.png|50px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Human]]
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
|-
![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
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![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
|}
[[Category:Jobs]]

Revision as of 02:45, 3 May 2015

Your job is your role. Your access and equipment depend on your job. Everyone's job is important. Even the clown has a role: to get robusted five minutes into the shift.


Heads of Staff

BUNCH OF STUCK UP BIG WIGS, KILL 'EM

COMMAND

Difficulty

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Captain

You are basically in command of the station and can make any decisions needed to keep it running.

Impossible

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Head of Personnel

Hand out jobs or extra access if deemed necessary. Civilian departments like supply or the service department are under your control. Close your shutters, dump your PDA, and vanish like a ghost.

Hard

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Head of Security

Coordinate with your security officers and make most security-related decisions. Carry the armoury in your bag. Have a raging ego because you have strong armour. Don't pick this job if you can't handle a lot of admins stress.

Very Hard

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Chief Engineer

HORDE THE HARDSUITS, KILL POLY AND NOT KNOW HOW TO WORK ATMOSPHERICS Organize your henchmen and ensure they stay on task. Optimize engineering and atmospherics as you see fit. Demote incompetent engineers so they don't blow shit up. Be the only competent head. Ensure no one takes your precious materials. Kick the HoS out.

Hard

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Research Director

Command your science staff so not everyone works on the same thing. Take care of material stock.

Hard

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Chief Medical Officer

You are just a person who happens to have all access around medbay. Nobody really cares about you apart from your hypospray.

Easy to Suicidal

Security

FUN POLICE

SECURITY

Difficulty

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Security Officer

Catch criminals and lock them up in the brig. Mend your war-torn limbs with donuts, lots and lots of donuts.

Hard

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Warden

Look after the brig when the HoS is gone. Keep all arrests up to date.

Hard

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Detective

You have the equipment to carefully investigate crime scenes and identify possible criminals.

Hard

Engineering

FIX THIS

ENGINEERING and ATMOSPHERICS

Difficulty

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Station Engineer

Set up the singularity and fix broken parts of the station.

Medium

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Atmospheric Technician

Make sure air flows smoothly. Connect those oxygen canisters. Massively fuck-up and fill disto with plasma.

Medium

Medical

FIX ME

MEDICAL

Difficulty

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Medical Doctor

Fix up hurt crewmembers or perform surgery on those who need it. There is nothing wrong with an occasional sex-change.

Easy

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Chemist

Make all sorts of chemicals that can benefit the station ranging from healing meds to hull breach fixer grenades.

Medium

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Geneticist

Research the humanoid genes by injecting yourself with unknown structural enzymes over and over. You are also supposed to clone people.

Hard

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Virologist

Make new beneficial harmful diseases and cure ignore existing ones.

Easy

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Mining Medic

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Paramedic

Find injured people and heal them, find dead people and bring them to cloning, or use a defibrillator. Revive if possible

Easy

Research and Development

BLOW THE BORGS/MAKE ME A BAG OF HOLDING

SCIENCE

Difficulty

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Scientist

You get to pick duties in the research & development, telescience, xenobiology or toxins fields of science. Each of which you will eventually inevitably die in (for SCIENCE!).

Easy

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Roboticist

You turn people into cyborgs, make mechas for departments when they request it, and make floor bots that are named such that people will look twice, and never appreciate.

Medium

Supply

GET DAT FUKKEN CRATE

SUPPLY

Difficulty

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Quartermaster

Command your cargo technicans slaves to move those crates. Order weapons crates. Cry when you can't open them.

Medium

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Cargo Technician

Move crates. Order stuff for the crew. Get bossed around by the Quartermaster. Break into engineering secure storage for those sweet, sweet emitters.

Easy

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Shaft Miner

Mine ores for science. Discover artifacts. Get brutally murdered by a Goliath within 5 minutes of round start.

Medium

Service

FEED ME

SERVICE

Difficulty

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Bartender

Serve drinks to the crew. Stop bar fights. Get drunk and shoot the hop.

Easy

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Botanist

Make useful plants to either heal people or help the chef. Or make Ambrosia Deus every single time and kill the station from toxin poisoning.

Medium

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Chef

Make food for the crew. Have bloodfeuds with the waiters. Do ghetto surgery on people to extract those sweet, sweet appendixes. Replace surgery entirely.

Easy

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Janitor

Clean up the stations numerous blood spills and throw ups, "forget" to use wet floor signs and get lynched by the crew.

Hard

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Waiter

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Clerk

Sell the things in your gift shop to the crew, steal supplies from every department to make them completely useless.

Easy

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Chaplain

Spread your great religion to the crew, turn people into shades with your soul stone. Whack people over the head with your bible until they are healed/dumbasses.

Easy

Civilian

ROBUST 'EM

CIVILIANS

Difficulty

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Assistant

Steal everything not bolted down, deconstruct everything that is. Get arrested for stealing claim that they are gifts for your "Assistance". Beg HoP for full access

Easy

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Clown

Slip the mime within 5 seconds of round start. Generally be an asshole. Rule as a king over assistants. Query upon the nature of MiRaClEs.

HONK-Easy

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Mime

Entertain the crew with your classy humor. Suicide within 5 seconds of round start because you got mime.

Easy

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Librarian

Make books, get bored and suicide five minutes in when you can't figure it out.

Easy

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Lawyer

Advise with the Warden for fair sentence times. Stay up-to-date with the comings and goings of criminals. Attempt to legally represent the prisoners, while cursing the security staff for not listening to you. Get drunk and pretend you have money and a loving wife, named Dharma, just like the lawyers on TV.

Easy

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Tourist

Take pictures of everything, get murdered in arrivals, never to be found again.

Easy

Non-Humans

ROGUE ROGUE ROGUE/CROTCHETY IBM PIECE OF SHIT

SILICONS

Difficulty

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AI

Help the crew by monitoring the cameras and alarms, or end up being a doorknob.

Very Hard

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Cyborg

Help the crew with your chosen module by being Standard, Security, Janitor, Engineer, Medical, Mining, or Service. Get blown by an RD who doesn't bother checking your laws.

Hard to Very Hard

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Personal AI

Serve your master, get told to download Door Jack. Every. Single. Time.

Easy

Antagonists

LYNCH 'EM

ANTAGONISTS

Difficulty

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Traitor

Greentext. Spend half the round planning, get permabrigged in 10 minutes. Buy two e-swords and go on a rampage. Sleepy Pen your target and space him. Run around emagging all the important areas for the greytide. Buy a Syndicate Balloon and count how long it takes for you to get killed. Make the HoS break down and cry in a corner as you slaughter his staff.

Medium

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Changeling

Be an evil monster of death. Extract DNA. Do your objectives. Run around shrieking everyone. Scare people by using your powers. Mute sting and arm blade annoying shitlers who break into your work place. Get people lynched with transformation sting. Make the station commit suicide by hallucination stinging everyone. Get cremated for no reason.

Hard

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Malfunctioning AI

Be a manipulative, non lethal Malf AI, who's upon them before they can react. Flood plasma, overload the lights. Convince the Engineers to wire the singo and the solars into the grid and shock all the doors. Freak out and start the System Override when an Assistant finds all your blue APCs in maint. Go blitzkreig and win almost everytime. Silently curse Chemists, Geneticists, and Scientists as they foil your plans. Cry when a Miner throws reaction level 1 gibtonite at your core.

Very Hard

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Nuclear Operative

Get dat fukken disc. Slip on the clown's 100 potency banana peel and explode yourself in shame. Get spotted by the AI at tcomms instantly. Shoot everything and everyone not in a red suit. Die when you get crushed in the Bridge blast doors. Watch as your whole team gets killed by a pissed off Captain who wants to protect his disc. Get shot by your team. Quit the game when someone ruins it for everyone.

Very Hard

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Wizard

Be a nice friendly pal. Spam magic missile. Have a magic show and disintegrate your volunteer. Turn the Captain into a statue, give horse masks to everyone, summon an apprentice to help you rain hell upon the station.

Hard

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Blob

Laugh when a greyshirt walks into maintenance and sees a blob hive. Get cries of "BLOB OLD BAR" 5 minutes into the round. Turn Engineering into a sea of green. Release the singo and break the gravity. Spam Blobbernauts and watch OOC explode when the round ends. Break down a wall to the Captain's Quarters so you can say hello, break walls for fun, turn people into mindless(er) zombies!

Medium

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Revolutionary

Use clever social engineering to convince the heads to leave the station peacefully. Lure people with promises of toys and then flash them. Employ your assistants in an automated stunprod factory. Force the Heads of Staff into playing Russian Roulette, the winner gets to die as well. Turn medbay into a breeding ground for the Revolution.

Easy

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Cultist

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Special

CALL THE FUKKEN SHUTTLE

SPECIAL ANTAGONISTS

Difficulty

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Xenomorph

Try to be like the original Alien movie, become hunter, and get lasered to death by the HoS. Spam Neurotoxin down a hallway at the Deathsquad. Disarm spam people all the way back to your nest. Throw facehuggers from a distance to absolutely destroy all threats. Kill the Nuke Ops within 20 seconds of their arrival. Facehug 10 Wizards in 30 seconds. Chase the Space Ninja until you inevitably kill him. Make the Gods have to nuke the station because you're overpowered and killed all opposition.

Easy to Medium

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Space Ninja

Be an unseen shadow, completing your mission gracefully. Spawn in the last 15 minutes of the round, spend 10 of them working out how to activate the suit. Realize that you can use a cool sword. Run out of power and break all the APCs. Get seen by an Assistant immediately and spark a station-wide manhunt. Be a friendly ninja, get shot to death by the Detective.

Medium to Hard