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In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense. Only the human species can play command roles, for more information on the species available see: [[Guide to races]].
In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card|station access]], and what you are expected or required to be doing with your time. Various jobs, such as Security postings and Command roles have timegates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available. Additionally, due to the Muman-centric nature of the corporation running [[Space Station 13]], [[Nanotrasen]], only Humans are allowed to play as Command staff, though in times of need and understaffing, non-Humans may be promoted into these roles by the [[Head of Personnel]] or [[Captain]].


== Command ==
== Command ==
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![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with the Laser Cannon. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the [[chef]] and steal his whet stones
|Be responsible for the wellbeing of the entire station. Manage your [[Heads of Staff]], and see to it that everything is functioning as it should be. Manage directives from [[Centcom#Central_Command|Central Commmand]], and juggle a station hurtling towards absolute disaster. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in and hell breaks loose.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Handle internal issues. Assign or reassign jobs as requested. Force the crew to handle paperwork they <s> hate </s> love to do. Protect Ian as if he were your own child.
|Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Force the crew to handle paperwork. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your own child.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
|Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your Officers and turn them into a robust crime-stopping force. Have your Detective go solve crimes to stop him from sulking around his office and drinking. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Fight trespassers and teleport the particle accelerator to cargo so you can get more cutting-edge engineering equipment.   
|Manage the station's [[Engineering]] department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and communications networks. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently, and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. Ignore hull breaches in anywhere that isn't your department.   
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
|Oversee the [[Science]] department and all of their depraved experiments. Create Cyborgs from human brains. Monitor the station's [[AI]] for signs of tampering. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, and then be prosecuted by Security over it.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned [[Virologist|threats]] to [[Geneticist|society]] under your command. Combat sentient diseases. Perform numerous surgeries at once.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Assist the Head of Security where possible.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at.  
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Dogpile on traitors. Comply with [[Space Law]] to the best of your ability. Deal with the toxic ire of everyone on the station.
Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Cultist|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Ensure the engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Get arrested in maintenance for trying to do your job. Create <s> autism </s> forts and improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy.
|Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create entirely new ones. Get arrested in Maintenance for trying to do your job.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.
|Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to wasting your precious air complaining about how useless you are - if they can talk, everything is within tolerances. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium  
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium  
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![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
|Be the IT guy the station needs, but never wanted. Write telecomms scripts that crash and make all radio messages into ...s. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one.
|Be the IT guy the station needs. Write telecomms scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
|Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize mining upgrades.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a Robo Arm, Just like Skywalker!
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the AI's lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come up to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of [[Surgery]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
|Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the [[Chemist]] to create more powerful treatment for patients than imaginable. Help the [[Virologist]] research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Surgically graft a banana on to a [[Clown]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.
|Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create extremely powerful and questionable chemicals. Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round.
|Sit in your lab for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].Test diseases on people.Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects <s>was let out by you</s> <s>Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help</s>Mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area.
|Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Mess up and release a plague. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines.
Infect yourself with every last virus from the disease crate because everyone's already up in arms chanting "LYNCH VIRO" anyways.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[Paramedic]]
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Sit in your office all shift. Get off your ass every time someone calls for help. Check the crew computer, and smash your head into your desk when they haven't toggled their suit sensors on. Reach someone dying, and find their body. Get stunned, cuffed, and brought to the brig for 20 minutes because you were at the 'wrong place at the wrong time and deserved to be randomly searched'. Indirectly powergame by dragging away a traitors target, and healing them back to health.
|Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their jumpsuit vital sensors to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help and you can't find them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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!Psychiatrist
![[File:Psychiatrist.png|64px]]<br>Psychiatrist
|Sit in your office advertising on comms every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an assistant with medical access.
|Sit in your office advertising on the radio every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an [[Assistant]] with medical access.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
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![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|workers]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Manage supply and demand, and cry when demand outpaces supply.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
|Push or pull crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Use MULEs to all but entirely replace you.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Shoot people with your kinetic accelerator as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.
|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to [[Science]] in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. Clean up gang tags, then get harmbatoned by Security because you were spotted near them.
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
|Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
|Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the [[Chef]] to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Plant grass in the hallway in front of your department.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Bask in the fact that you are still superior to the [[Clown]]
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use said mech to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
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![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|''*wave''
|Entertain the crew with professional acts of pantomiming. Never break your vow of silence. Be the most competent person on the station with no way to communicate it.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies.
|Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God through violent beating over the head with your holy book. Serve as the station's best and only line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at.
|Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the Station Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
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![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.
|Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell, ask for juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> wraith.
|Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in - ask for juggernaut and get wraith.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
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![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile.
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an Antagonist with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
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![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
|Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Wonder why other Traitors are assigned to kill you.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
|Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
|Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested.
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Forcibly convert people to your religion.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make everyone at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
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![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
|Overthrow the station's leadership by either putting them on a shuttle to lavaland or slicing their heads off with a guillotine. Viva la revolution!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
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![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
|Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches.
|Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, then kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round.
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Listen to darkcore music.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Traitor.png|64px|]]<br>Syndicate Mutineer
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|]]<br>Syndicate Mutineer
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team.
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]][[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]]<br>[[Game Mode#Blood Brothers|Blood Brothers]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]][[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]]<br>[[Game Mode#Blood Brothers|Blood Brothers]]
|[[Admin|Pray]] for competent brother(s). Realize you are essentially a greytider with objectives. Attempt to cooperate with a roundstart catatonic. Complete obscenely hard objectives and then fail anyways because not every single brother is alive and on the shuttle.
|Do the work of two individuals as you carry your useless brothers to success. Realize you are essentially a greytider with objectives. Complete obscenely hard objectives and then fail anyways because not every single brother is alive and on the shuttle.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Nigh Impossible
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
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![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.
|Plant embryos inside unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Watch in horror as the Queen spaces herself.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport <s>other swarmers</s> your enemies away from your metal.  
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal.  
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the librarian until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
|Shock lights, appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
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![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.  
|Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until you are finally discovered. Unleash the blobbernauts. Reach critical mass and win.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag.
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Assistant.png|64px]]<br>Obsessed
![[File:Assistant.png|64px]]<br>Obsessed
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them aswell.
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
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![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland|Lavaland Role]]
![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland|Lavaland Role]]
|Die to ash storms. Die to a legion. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
|Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest. Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot.
|Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
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![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>Chrono Legionnaire
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>Chrono Legionnaire
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by a admin for being too powerful. Without a trace!
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidentally erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by a admin for being too powerful.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
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![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Beg for DS, spawn in at centcom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
|Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
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Revision as of 03:36, 4 August 2019

In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your station access, and what you are expected or required to be doing with your time. Various jobs, such as Security postings and Command roles have timegates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available. Additionally, due to the Muman-centric nature of the corporation running Space Station 13, Nanotrasen, only Humans are allowed to play as Command staff, though in times of need and understaffing, non-Humans may be promoted into these roles by the Head of Personnel or Captain.

Command

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain
Be responsible for the wellbeing of the entire station. Manage your Heads of Staff, and see to it that everything is functioning as it should be. Manage directives from Central Commmand, and juggle a station hurtling towards absolute disaster. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in and hell breaks loose. aVery Hard
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Head of Personnel
Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Force the crew to handle paperwork. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your own child. cMedium
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Head of Security
Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your Officers and turn them into a robust crime-stopping force. Have your Detective go solve crimes to stop him from sulking around his office and drinking. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. aVery Hard
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Chief Engineer
Manage the station's Engineering department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and communications networks. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently, and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. Ignore hull breaches in anywhere that isn't your department. bHard
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Research Director
Oversee the Science department and all of their depraved experiments. Create Cyborgs from human brains. Monitor the station's AI for signs of tampering. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, and then be prosecuted by Security over it. bHard
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Chief Medical Officer
Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned threats to society under your command. Combat sentient diseases. Perform numerous surgeries at once. cMedium

Security

Job Role Difficulty
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Warden
Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum. Assist the Head of Security where possible. bMedium
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Security Officer
Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. Dogpile on traitors. Comply with Space Law to the best of your ability. Deal with the toxic ire of everyone on the station. aHard
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Detective
Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of dangerous criminals. cMedium

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer
Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create entirely new ones. Get arrested in Maintenance for trying to do your job. cMedium
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Atmospheric Technician
Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to wasting your precious air complaining about how useless you are - if they can talk, everything is within tolerances. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. cMedium
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Signal Technician
Be the IT guy the station needs. Write telecomms scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one. cEasy

Science

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist
Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize mining upgrades. cMedium
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Roboticist
Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the AI's lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come up to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of Surgery. dEasy

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor
Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the Chemist to create more powerful treatment for patients than imaginable. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Surgically graft a banana on to a Clown. dMedium
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Chemist
Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create extremely powerful and questionable chemicals. Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. dEasy
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Geneticist
Sit in your lab for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. cMedium
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Virologist
Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Mess up and release a plague. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines. cMedium
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Paramedic
Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their jumpsuit vital sensors to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help and you can't find them. cEasy
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Psychiatrist
Sit in your office advertising on the radio every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an Assistant with medical access. cVery Easy

Civilian

Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster
Order crates and make sure your workers do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the Revolution. Manage supply and demand, and cry when demand outpaces supply. cMedium
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Cargo Technician
Push or pull crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Use MULEs to all but entirely replace you. dEasy
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Shaft Miner
Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to Science in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die. bMedium

Service

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor
Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you. dEasy
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Bartender
Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". dEasy
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Cook
Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. dEasy
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Botanist
Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the Chef to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Plant grass in the hallway in front of your department. cMedium

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant
Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Bask in the fact that you are still superior to the Clown fNone
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Clown
Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use said mech to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! eHONK!
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Mime
Entertain the crew with professional acts of pantomiming. Never break your vow of silence. Be the most competent person on the station with no way to communicate it. e...
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Chaplain
Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God through violent beating over the head with your holy book. Serve as the station's best and only line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards. dEasy
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Curator
Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. dEasy
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Lawyer
Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by Space Law. dEasy

Non-human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI
Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors. aVery Hard
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Cyborg
Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked. bHard
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Drone
Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the Station Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them. bEasy
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Personal AI
Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master. dEasy
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Construct
Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in - ask for juggernaut and get wraith. cEasy to Medium
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Ghost
Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an Antagonist with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile. fGhastly!

Antagonists

Main Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor
Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Wonder why other Traitors are assigned to kill you. cMedium
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Changeling
Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear. bHard
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Nuclear Operative
Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead. aVery Hard
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Blood Cultist
Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Forcibly convert people to your religion. cMedium
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Clockwork Cultist
Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. bMedium to Hard
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Revolutionary
Overthrow the station's leadership by either putting them on a shuttle to lavaland or slicing their heads off with a guillotine. Viva la revolution! aEasy to Hard
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Gangster
Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses. aHard
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Wizard
FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!! aVery Hard
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Ragin Mages
Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, then kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other. aVery Hard
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Shadowling
Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Listen to darkcore music. bVery Hard
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Syndicate Mutineer
Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team. aHard
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Vampire
Walk into the Chapel, die. Get hit by a Bible, die. Run onto a blessed tile, die. Hide in maintenance and bite assistants. Make your own crypt. Reach your full potential and be killed by a vampire that you made. aMedium
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Blood Brothers
Do the work of two individuals as you carry your useless brothers to success. Realize you are essentially a greytider with objectives. Complete obscenely hard objectives and then fail anyways because not every single brother is alive and on the shuttle. a Hard

Side Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Guardian Spirit
Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Be a punchghost. bORA ORA ORA
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Xenomorph
Plant embryos inside unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Watch in horror as the Queen spaces herself. bHard
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Swarmers
Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal. bMedium
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Revenant
Shock lights, appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic. bEasy
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Morph
Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot. bHard
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Space Ninja
Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless. bHard
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Blob
Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until you are finally discovered. Unleash the blobbernauts. Reach critical mass and win. bHard
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Sentient Disease
Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards. bHard
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Pirate
Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood. bHard
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Abductor
Kidnap people and experiment on them. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you. bHard
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Obsessed
Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well. bEasy

Special

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Lavaland Role
Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest. Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home. bHard
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Centcom Official
Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain. bMedium
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Ian
Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew. aImpossible
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Chrono Legionnaire
Erase the Clown from time. Accidentally erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by a admin for being too powerful. bNever Existed
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Emergency Response Officer
Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team. bVery Hard
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Death Squad Officer
Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver. bHard

Out of Rotation

Job Role Difficulty
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Cortical Borer
Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Fa la la la la - la la la la. Spam *collapse and *surrender, and cry because the coders found out about your exploit. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar. aRemoved
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Devil
Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode. bRemoved
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Monkey
Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. bRemoved
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Hivemind Host
Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift. aRemoved