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91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.<br>
 
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.<br>
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
 
===Basic Drink Ingredients===
 
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|N/A
 
|N/A
 
|White and nutritious goodness!
 
|White and nutritious goodness!
|Biogenerator<br>Milk a goat or a cow<br>[[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons (50 units in each, kitchen freezer, ordered food crate)
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|Biogenerator<br>Milk a cow<br>[[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons (50 units in each, kitchen freezer, ordered food crate)
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|Heals brute damage.
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![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
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!{{anchor|Goat Milk}}Goat Milk
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|N/A
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|White and nutritious goodness!
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|Milk a goat.
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|Heals brute damage.
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![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
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!{{anchor|Sheep Milk}}Sheep Milk
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|N/A
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|White and nutritious goodness!
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|Milk a sheep.
 
|Heals brute damage.
 
|Heals brute damage.
 
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== Juice Cartons ==
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=== Juice Cartons ===
 
Using 1 sheet of cardboard you can make fill these up with 15 units of anything! Perfect for those precious little assistants!
 
Using 1 sheet of cardboard you can make fill these up with 15 units of anything! Perfect for those precious little assistants!
  
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!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
 
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
 
|Process one {{Tooltip|[[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]|{{RecursiveChem/rawcutlet}}}}.
 
|Process one {{Tooltip|[[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]|{{RecursiveChem/rawcutlet}}}}.
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![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
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!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
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|Process one {{Tooltip|[[#Heated Cheese Mix|heated cheese mix]]|{{RecursiveChem/heatedcheesemix}}}}.
 
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![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
 
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
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!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
 
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
 
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
 
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
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![[File:mixedcondiment.png|64px]]
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!{{anchor|Cheese Bacteria}}Cheese Bacteria/Culture Mix
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|Found in the Cook's fridge, used in making [[#Cheese Recipes|cheese]].
 
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![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
 
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
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|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
 
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
 
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![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
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![[File:Americancheese.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
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!{{anchor|American Cheese}}American Cheese Block
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
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|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full block of american plastic cheese.
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![[File:cheesemix.png|64px]]
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!{{anchor|Cheese Mix}}Cheese Mix
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|Mix 30 of the [[#Cheese Recipes|required milk mix]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
 
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![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
 
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
 
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
 
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
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!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
 
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
 
|Microwave a {{Tooltip|[[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]|{{RecursiveChem/rawpastrybase}}}}. Used in most pastry recipes.
 
|Microwave a {{Tooltip|[[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]|{{RecursiveChem/rawpastrybase}}}}. Used in most pastry recipes.
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![[File:cheesemixheated.png|64px]]
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!{{anchor|Heated Cheese Mix}}Heated Cheese Mix
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|Microwave a {{Tooltip|[[#Cheese Mix|cheese mix]]|{{RecursiveChem/cheesemix}}}}. Used in most [[#Cheese Recipes|cheese recipes]].
 
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![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
 
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
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|N/A
 
|N/A
 
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.
 
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.
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===Cheese{{anchor|Cheese Recipes}}===
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These recipes require you to mix the ingredients together in a beaker and then add 5 units of [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]], creating a [[#Cheese Mix|cheese mix]]. This then needs to be heated and used in the processor to create the desired cheese wheel.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
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![[File:bluecheese.png|64px]]
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!Blue Cheese
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|30 units [[#Milk|Cow Milk]] + 1 unit [[#Cheese Bacteria|Penicillium Roqueforti]]
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|20 Nutriment, 15 Vitamin
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|Sliceable.
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![[File:brie.png|64px]]
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!Brie
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|30 units [[#Milk|Cow Milk]] + 1 unit [[#Cheese Bacteria|Penicillium Candidum]]
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|20 Nutriment, 15 Vitamin
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|Sliceable.
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![[File:cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
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!Cheddar{{anchor|Cheddar Wheel}}
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|30 units [[#Milk|Cow Milk]] + 1 unit [[#Cheese Bacteria|Mesophillic Culture]]
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|20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
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|Sliceable. Can be used to make [[#Custom Cheddar|custom cheddar]].
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![[File:feta.png|64px]]
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!Feta
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|30 units [[#Sheep Milk|Sheep Milk]] + 1 unit [[#Cheese Bacteria|Mesophillic Culture]]
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|20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
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|Sliceable.
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![[File:goatcheese.png|64px]]
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!Goat Cheese
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|30 units [[#Goat Milk|Goat Milk]] + 1 unit [[#Cheese Bacteria|Mesophillic Culture]]
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|20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
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|Sliceable.
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![[File:halloumi.png|64px]]
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!Halloumi
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|15 units [[#Sheep Milk|Sheep Milk]] + 15 units [[#Goat Milk|Goat Milk]] + 1 unit [[#Cheese Bacteria|Mesophillic Culture]]
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|20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
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|Sliceable.
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![[File:Mozzarella.png|64px]]
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!Mozzarella
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|30 units [[#Milk|Cow Milk]] + 5 units Lemon Juice
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|20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
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|Sliceable.
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![[File:parmesan.png|64px]]
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!Parmesan
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|30 units [[#Milk|Cow Milk]] + 10 units Salt
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|200 Nutriment, 50 Vitamin, 20 Parmesan Delight
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|After making, takes 20 minutes until it is fully matured.
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![[File:swisscheese.png|64px]]
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!Swiss Cheese
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|30 units [[#Milk|Cow Milk]] + 1 unit [[#Cheese Bacteria|Thermophillic Culture]]
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|20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
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|Sliceable.
 
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!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
 
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
 
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
 
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
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!{{anchor|Custom Cheddar}}Custom Cheddar
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|Use ingredients on a [[#Cheddar Wheel|cheddar wheel]]. Sliceable for custom cheddar wedge.
 
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!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
 
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza

Revision as of 03:59, 11 November 2019

Drinks

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture Cocktail Strength Drink Description To aquire Notes
Absinthe.png Absinthe 80 A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. In Booze-O-Mat Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
Ale.png Ale 65 A warm pint of delicious ale. In Booze-O-Mat (6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each)
Service borg shaker
Banana juice glass.png Banana Juice N/A The raw essence of a banana. HONK Juice bananas Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
Beer.png Beer 25 A freezing pint of beer. In Booze-O-Mat (6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each)
Bartender's beer keg (1000 units)
Service borg shaker
Mix 10 parts flourGrind wheat or oat stalks, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)
Berry juice glass.png Berry Juice N/A berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? Juice berries
Carrot juice glass.png Carrot juice N/A It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Juice carrots Heals eye damage.
Banana juice glass.png Clown's Tears N/A Not very funny. Grind some clown's tear soup1 bowl
10 units water
1 banana
1 bananium ore
Brownglass.gif Coffee N/A Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Mix 1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans + 5 units water
Hot Drinks vending machine
Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen.
Cognac glass.png Cognac 75 Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Lime juice glass.png Creme de Menthe 20 A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. In Booze-O-Mat
Chocolate glass.png Creme de Cacao 20 A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. In Booze-O-Mat
Dr gibb glass.png Dr. Gibb N/A Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Robust Softdrinks vending machine (Space Mountain Wind, 10 cans) Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
Fernetglass.png Fernet 80 Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Gin 45 It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each)
Grenadine.png Grenadine N/A Delicious flavored syrup. In Booze-O-Mat
Ice glass.png Glass of Ice N/A Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... In Booze-O-Mat (9 Ice Cups, 30 units each)
Service borg shaker
Cools down.
Water glass.png Holy Water N/A A glass of holy water. Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible
One Flask of Holy Water in the Chapel (100 units)
Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
Kahlua glass.png Kahlúa 45 DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Mix 5 coffee1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans
5 units water
or
Hot Drinks vending machine
+ 5 sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane + 5 universal enzyme
Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
Lemon juice glass.png Lemon Juice N/A Sour... Juice lemons
Lemon lime glass.png Lemon-Lime N/A You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Robust Softdrinks vending machine (Lemon-Lime, 10 cans) Cools down if overheated.
Lime juice glass.png Lime Juice N/A A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. In Booze-O-Mat (4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Juice limes
Heals toxic damage.
Lime juice glass.png Menthol N/A Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. In Booze-O-Mat (4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each)
Soda dispenser
Prevents coughing.
Cream glass.png Milk N/A White and nutritious goodness! Biogenerator
Milk a cow
Milk.png Space Milk cartons (50 units in each, kitchen freezer, ordered food crate)
Heals brute damage.
Cream glass.png Goat Milk N/A White and nutritious goodness! Milk a goat. Heals brute damage.
Cream glass.png Sheep Milk N/A White and nutritious goodness! Milk a sheep. Heals brute damage.
Cream glass.png Milk Cream N/A Ewwww... In Booze-O-Mat (4 bottles of Milk Cream, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Biogenerator
Heals brute damage.
Cream glass.png Nothing N/A Absolutely nothing. Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Grinding Mimanas
Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them.
Orange juice glass.png Orange Juice N/A Vitamins! Yay! In Booze-O-Mat (4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola
Juice oranges
Heals suffocation damage.
Poison berry juice glass.png Poison Berry Juice N/A berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Juice poison berries Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
Brownglass.gif Potato Juice N/A Bleh... Juice potatoes
Rum glass.png Rum 60 Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Sakecup.png Sake 70 A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. In Booze-O-Mat
Mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)
Water glass.png Soda Water N/A Why not make a scotch and soda? In Booze-O-Mat (15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each)
Service borg shaker
Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
Cream glass.png Soy Milk N/A White and nutritious soy goodness! Soymilk.gif Soy Milk cartons (50 units in each, kitchen freezer, ordered food crate) Heals brute damage.
Space cola glass.png Space Cola N/A A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Robust Softdrinks vending machine (Space Cola, 10 cans)
In Booze-O-Mat (8 cans)
Service borg shaker
15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice
Cools down if overheated.
Space mountain wind glass.png Space Mountain Wind N/A Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Robust Softdrinks vending machine (Space Mountain Wind, 10 cans) Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
Space up glass.png Space-Up N/A Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Robust Softdrinks vending machine (Space-Up, 10 cans) Cools down if overheated.
Teaglass.gif Tea N/A Drinking it from here would not seem right. Mix 1 tea powderGrind dried tea leaves + 5 units water
Hot Drinks vending machine
Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.
Teqilla glass.png Tequila 70 Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Tomato juice glass.png Tomato Juice N/A Are you sure this is tomato juice? In Booze-O-Mat (4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Juice tomatoes
Heals burn damage
Blood shows the same way.
Water glass.png Tonic Water N/A Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. In Booze-O-Mat (8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each)
Service borg shaker
Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
Orange juice glass.png Triple Sec 30 A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. In a booze dispenser
Vermouth glass.png Vermouth 45 You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 65 The glass contain wodka. Xynta. Mix 10 Potato JuiceJuice potatoes + 5 universal enzyme
Water glass.png Water N/A The father of all refreshments. Sinks
Watertanks
Tomato juice glass.png Watermelon Juice N/A A glass of watermelon juice. Juice watermelon slices.
Dr gibb glass.png Welder Fuel N/A Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Find a Welder fuel tank Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
Whiskeyemoji.png Whiskey 75 A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
Wine glass.png Wine 35 A very classy looking drink. In Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Mix 10 grape juiceJuice Grapes + 5 universal enzyme

Mixed Drinks

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 80 5 parts wine10 Grape JuiceJuice Grapes
5 Universal Enzyme

1 part Sulphuric Acid
A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
PepperminPatty.png Peppermint Patty 25 6 parts hot cocoHot Drinks vending machine
or
5 parts water
1 part coco

1 part creme de cacaoIn Booze-O-Mat
1 part creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat
1 part vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part mentholIn Booze-O-Mat (4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each)
or
Soda dispenser
This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
Alexander.png Alexander 80 1 part cognacIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part creme de cacaoIn Booze-O-Mat
1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.
IBA Official Cocktail
AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 45 1 part Classic Martini2 parts gin
1 part vermouth

1 part vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme
A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
Aloe.gif Aloe 35 3 parts watermelon juiceJuice watermelon slices
1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
2 part whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
Very, very, very good.
Amasec.gif Amasec 35 1 part Iron
5 parts wine10 Grape JuiceJuice Grapes
5 Universal Enzyme

5 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme
Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia.gif Andalusia 40 1 part rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
A nice, strangely named drink.
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 35 2 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
Heats you up if you are frozen
Arnold palmer.png Arnold Palmer N/A 1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part tea1 part Tea PowderGrind dried tea leaves
5 parts water
Encourages the patient to go golfing.
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb N/A 10 parts B-521 part Irish Cream
1 part Kahlua1 part Coffee PowderGrind Dried Coffee Leaves
1 part Sugar
1 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Cognac

1 part Uranium
Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52.png B-52 85 1 part irish cream2 parts Whiskey
1 part Milk Cream

1 part Kahlúa1 part Coffee PowderGrind Dried Coffee Leaves
1 part Sugar
1 part Universal Enzyme

1 part cognacIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
Bacchus blessing.png Bacchus' Blessing 300 1 part Hooch2 parts Ethanol
1 part Welder Fuel
1 part Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

1 part absintheIn Booze-O-Mat
1 part Manly Dorf2 parts Beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

4 parts Ale

1 part Syndicate Bomb1 part Whiskey Cola2 parts Whiskey
1 part Space Cola

1 part Beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 35 2 parts rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

2 parts orange juiceJuice Oranges
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 60 1 part banana juiceJuice Bananas
1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
To acquire: Juice bananas.
Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 45 1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part vermouthIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part berry juiceJuice Berries
Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
Bastionbourbon.png Bastion Bourbon 30 1 part tea1 part Tea PowderGrind dried tea leaves
5 parts water

1 part creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat
1 part triple citrus1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part orange juiceJuice Oranges

1 part berry juiceJuice Berries (results in 2 units instead of 4)
Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical.
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 90 2 parts quadruple sec5 parts triple secIn a booze dispenser
5 parts triple citrus1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part orange juiceJuice Oranges

5 parts creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat

2 parts lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part Iron
Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 30 to 50 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Between the sheets.png Between the Sheets 80 1 part rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

2 parts cognacIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part triple secIn a booze dispenser
1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
A provocatively named classic. Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.
IBA Official Cocktail
Bilkglass.gif Bilk 15 1 part beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

1 part milk
A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. Slowly heals brute damage
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 70 3 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

2 parts Kahlúa1 part Coffee PowderGrind Dried Coffee Leaves
1 part Sugar
1 part Universal Enzyme
For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
Blank paper drink.gif Blank Paper 20 1 part Silencer1 part nothingMime's Bottle of Nothing
or
Grinding Mimanas

1 part milk creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.

1 part nothingMime's Bottle of Nothing
or
Grinding Mimanas

1 part Nuka Cola1 part Uranium
6 parts Space Cola
A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals and mutes mimes.
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 55 1 part vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

2 parts tomato juiceJuice Tomatoes
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
Bluecherryshake.png Blue Cherry Shake N/A 1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part blue cherry jellyGrind cherries
A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Boogerglass.gif Booger 45 1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part banana juiceJuice Bananas
1 part rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part watermelon juiceJuice watermelon slices
Ewww...
BrancaMenta.png Branca Menta 35 1 part FernetIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat
1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 80 2 parts tequilaIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part Kahlúa1 part Coffee PowderGrind Dried Coffee Leaves
1 part Sugar
1 part Universal Enzyme
Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 95 2 parts lemon-limeRobust Softdrinks vending machine (Lemon-Lime, 10 cans)
1 part Screwdriver Cocktail2 parts Vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Orange JuiceJuice Oranges
A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Cherryshake.gif Cherry Shake N/A 1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part blue cherry jellyGrind cherries
A cherry flavored milkshake.
Chocolatepudding.gif Chocolate Pudding N/A 5 parts milk
5 part cocoaGrind a Cocoa Pod
5 part egg yolk
A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
Chocolate glass.png Chocolate N/A 5 parts water
1 part cocoaGrind a Cocoa Pod
Tasty. Heats up if frozen
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 60 2 parts ginIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each)
1 part vermouthIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Cafelatteglass.gif Coffee Latte N/A 1 part coffee1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans
5 units water
or
Hot Drinks vending machine

1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
Crevicespike.png Crevice Spike -10 2 parts lime juiceJuice Limes
4 parts capsaicin
Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 50 3 parts Rum and Coke2 parts rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part space cola

1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 75 1 part Space Mountain WindRobust Softdrinks vending machine (Space Mountain Wind, 10 cans)
1 part rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part blood
1 part Dr. GibbRobust Softdrinks vending machine (Space Mountain Wind, 10 cans)
Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 70 1 part Blood
1 part rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part Kahlúa1 part Coffee PowderGrind Dried Coffee Leaves
1 part Sugar
1 part Universal Enzyme
Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
DoctorDelight.gif Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part tomato juiceJuice Tomatoes
1 part orange juiceJuice Oranges
1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part Cryoxadone
A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals you very slowly, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 65 1 part nothingMime's Bottle of Nothing
or
Grinding Mimanas

1 part ginIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each)
Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Drunkenblumpkin.png Drunken Blumpkin 50 1 part blumpkin juiceJuice Blumpkins
2 parts irish cream2 parts Whiskey
1 part Milk Cream

1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Nog2.png Eggnog 1 5 parts egg yolk
5 parts rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

5 parts creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 35 1 part aleIn Booze-O-Mat (6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
1 part banana juiceJuice Bananas
The surprise is, it's green!
Fanciulli.png Fanciulli -10 1 part Manhattan2 parts Whiskey
1 part Vermouth

1 part FernetIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage.
Existing drink.
FernetCola.png Fernet Cola 25 1 part FernetIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part Cola
A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
Fetching fizz.png Fetching Fizz 10 1 part Nuka Cola1 part Uranium
6 parts Space Cola

1 part Iron
Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 units instead of 2.
Fringeweaver.png Fringe Weaver 90 9 parts Ethanol
1 part sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Gibbfloats.gif Gibb Floats N/A 5 parts Dr. GibbRobust Softdrinks vending machine (Space Mountain Wind, 10 cans)
5 parts iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
5 parts milk creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 45 2 parts ginIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each)
1 part soda waterIn Booze-O-Mat (15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 25 2 parts ginIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each)
1 part tonic waterIn Booze-O-Mat (8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 25 10 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Gold
100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grapesoda.png Grape Soda N/A 1 part grape juiceJuice Grapes
1 part soda waterIn Booze-O-Mat (15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
Beloved of children and teetotalers.
Grappa.png Grappa 45 1 part wine10 Grape JuiceJuice Grapes
5 Universal Enzyme

5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)
A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grasshopper.png Grasshopper 25 5 parts creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
5 parts creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat
5 parts creme de cacaoIn Booze-O-Mat
A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail
Green beer glass.png Green Beer 25 10 parts beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

1 part Green Crayon Powder
A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grog.gif Grog 1 1 part water
1 part rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker
A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
Hearty punch.png Hearty Punch 90 5 parts Brave Bull2 parts Tequila
1 part Kahlua1 part Coffee PowderGrind Dried Coffee Leaves
1 part Sugar
1 part Universal Enzyme

5 parts Syndicate Bomb1 part Whiskey Cola2 parts Whiskey
1 part Space Cola

1 part Beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

5 parts absintheIn Booze-O-Mat (requires temperature of 315)
Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 unit instead of 15.
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen
1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster1 part Gin
1 part Vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Whiskey
1 part Cognac
1 part Lime JuiceJuice Limes
A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Hoochglass.gif Hooch 100 2 parts Ethanol
1 part welder fuel
1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)
You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 15 5 parts beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker or 10 parts beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

1 part frost oil
A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee N/A 1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
3 parts coffee1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans
5 units water
or
Hot Drinks vending machine
A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea N/A 1 part iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
3 parts tea1 part Tea PowderGrind dried tea leaves
5 parts water
All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part irish cream2 parts Whiskey
1 part Milk Cream

1 part aleIn Booze-O-Mat (6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 35 2 parts irish cream2 parts Whiskey
1 part Milk Cream

2 parts coffee1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans
5 units water
or
Hot Drinks vending machine
Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 70 2 parts whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
Kamikaze.png Kamikaze 60 1 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part triple secIn a booze dispenser
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail
Lizardwine.png Lizard Wine 45 1 Lizard Tail
100 units Ethanol
An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical.
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 35 1 part vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part ginIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each)
1 part Cuba Libre2 parts Rum
1 part Space Cola

1 part tequilaIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan.png Manhattan 30 2 parts whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part vermouthIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 45 10 parts Manhattan2 parts Whiskey
1 part Vermouth

1 part Uranium
A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita.png Margarita 35 2 parts tequilaIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part lime juice
On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
Mead.gif Mead 50 2 units Honey
5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)
A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
Mojito.png Mojito 30 1 part rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part soda waterIn Booze-O-Mat (15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part mentholIn Booze-O-Mat (4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each)
or
Soda dispenser
A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail
Water glass.png Moonshine 95 5 units Nutriment
5 units sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)
You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Narsour.png Narsour 10 1 part blood
1 parts lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part demons blood
A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium
6 parts Space Cola
Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed
Reference to Fallout.
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 50 1 part Morphine
1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster1 part Gin
1 part Vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Whiskey
1 part Cognac
1 part Lime JuiceJuice Limes
A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster N/A 1 part ginIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each)
1 part vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part cognacIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Patronglass.gif Patron 60 10 parts tequilaIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

1 part Silver
Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Pumpkinlatte.gif Pumpkin Latte N/A 5 parts pumpkinjuiceJuice Pumpkins.
5 parts coffee1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans
5 units water
or
Hot Drinks vending machine

5 parts creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
Quadrupesec.png Quadruple Sec 35 5 parts triple secIn a booze dispenser
5 parts triple citrus1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part orange juiceJuice Oranges

5 parts creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat
Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
Quintiplesec.png Quintiple Sec 80 5 parts quadruple sec5 parts triple secIn a booze dispenser
5 parts triple citrus1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part orange juiceJuice Oranges

5 parts creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat

5 parts clown's tearsGrind some clown's tear soup1 bowl
10 units water
1 banana
1 bananium ore

5 parts Syndicate Bomb1 part Whiskey Cola2 parts Whiskey
1 part Space Cola

1 part Beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
RedMead.gif Red Mead 51 1 part mead2 units Honey
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

1 part blood
A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
WhiskeyCola.png Rum and Coke 40 2 parts rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part space cola
The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 70 1 part vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Capsaicin
A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver Cocktail 55 2 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part orange juiceJuice Oranges
A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.
IBA Official Cocktail
Sidecar.png Sidecar 80 2 parts cognacIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part triple secIn a booze dispenser
1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer.gif Silencer 59 1 part nothingMime's Bottle of Nothing
or
Grinding Mimanas

1 part milk creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
1 part sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 35 5 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Radium
5 part wine10 Grape JuiceJuice Grapes
5 Universal Enzyme
A blue-space beverage.
SnowWhite.gif Snow White 35 1 part beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

1 part lemon-limeRobust Softdrinks vending machine (Lemon-Lime, 10 cans)
A cold refreshment.
Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte N/A 1 part coffee1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans
5 units water
or
Hot Drinks vending machine

1 part soy milk
A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
Squirtcider.png Squirt Cider 40 1 part water
1 part tomato juiceJuice Tomatoes
1 part nutriment
Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
Stinger.png Stinger 25 10 parts whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
5 parts creme de mentheIn Booze-O-Mat
A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail
Sugarrush.png Sugar Rush 10 2 parts sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part wine10 Grape JuiceJuice Grapes
5 Universal Enzyme
Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 90 1 part Whiskey Cola2 parts Whiskey
1 part Space Cola

1 part beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
TequillaSunrise.png Tequila Sunrise 45 2 parts tequilaIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

2 parts orange juiceJuice Oranges
1 part grenadineIn Booze-O-Mat
Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 100 2 parts beer10 parts flour
5 units Universal Enzyme (catalyst)

4 parts aleIn Booze-O-Mat (6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko 80 1 part vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part coffee1 coffee powderGrind dried coffee beans
5 units water
or
Hot Drinks vending machine
This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea1 part Vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part Gin
1 part Cuba Libre2 parts Rum
1 part Space Cola

1 part Tequila

1 part Uranium
A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 25 2 parts rumIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each)
Service borg shaker

1 part vermouthIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker

2 parts Plasma
Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Triplecitrus.png Triple Citrus N/A 1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part lime juiceJuice Limes
1 part orange juiceJuice Oranges
Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Vanillapudding.gif Vanilla Pudding N/A 5 part milk
5 part vanilla
5 part eggyolk
A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 70 2 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part tonic waterIn Booze-O-Mat (8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 65 2 parts vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

1 part vermouthIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 70 2 parts whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part Space Cola
An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 70 2 parts whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part soda waterIn Booze-O-Mat (15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each)
or
Service borg shaker
Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey sour.png Whiskey Sour 35 1 part whiskeyIn Booze-O-Mat (5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each)
1 part lemon juiceJuice lemons
1 part sugar
Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 50 3 Black Russian3 parts Vodka10 part Potato JuiceJuice potatoes
5 part Universal Enzyme

2 parts Kahlua1 part Coffee PowderGrind Dried Coffee Leaves
1 part Sugar
1 part Universal Enzyme

2 part creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
Brownglass.gif ..What? N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass

Juice Cartons

Using 1 sheet of cardboard you can make fill these up with 15 units of anything! Perfect for those precious little assistants!

Picture Carton
Chocolatebox.png Chocolate Box
Grapebox.png Grape Box
Juicebox.png Grape Box
Milkbox.png Milk Box
Orangebox.png Orange Box

Food

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

Hungerlevels.gif The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery, chemistry or even small amount of toxin damage to induce vomiting is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body but also make it metabolize healing reagents slower for a longer effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Ingredients

Butcherknife.pngButcheringGibber.png

This is how you get your meat Meat.png.

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in 1 meat slab and 1 skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.

Knife.pngRolling Pin.png Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture Food name How to acquire
Breadslice.png Bread Slice Slice any breadMicrowave a dough15 flour
10 water
.
with your knife.
Cakeslice.png Cake Slice Slice any cakeMicrowave a cake batter15 flour
15 egg yolk or 15 soy milk
5 sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
.
with your knife.
Pizzaslice.png Pizza Slice Slice any pizza with your knife.
Doughslice.png Dough Slice Slice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife.
Flatdough.png Flat Dough Flatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin.
Rawmeatcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Slice a meat slice with your knife.
Piedough.png Pie Dough Flatten a cake batter15 flour
15 egg yolk or 15 soy milk
5 sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
with your rolling pin.
Rawpastrybase.png Raw Pastry Base Slice a pie doughFlatten a cake batter15 flour
15 egg yolk or 15 soy milk
5 sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
with your rolling pin.
with your knife.
Potato wedges.png Potato Wedges Slice a potato with your knife.
Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife.

Processor.png Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
Bacon.png Raw Bacon Process one raw cutletSlice a meat slice with your knife.
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Process one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..
Faggot.png Meatball Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Tatortot.png Tator Tot Process one potato.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one plate of potato wedges.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Roastparsnip.png Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soy bean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Process one dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
.
Tortilla.png Tortilla Process one corn.
Yakiimo.png Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato.

Blender.png All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your Mixer1.gif CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
Mixedcondiment.png Cheese Bacteria/Culture Mix Found in the Cook's fridge, used in making cheese.
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat or oat stalks.
Rice.png Rice Grind rice stalks.
Ricebowl.png Rice Bowl Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
Dough.png Dough Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
Cakebatter.png Cake Batter Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
Begg.png Egg Yolk Break an egg into a beaker.
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water. Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.
Americancheese.png American Cheese Block Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full block of american plastic cheese.
Cheesemix.png Cheese Mix Mix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane.
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
Butter.png Butter Mix 15 milk in the grinder.
Mayonnaise.png Mayonnaise Grind egg yolk.
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
Cherry.png Cherry Jelly Grind cherries.
Bluecherry.png Blue Cherry Jelly Grind blue cherries.

Microwave.png Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
Baconcooked.png Bacon Microwave a raw baconProcess one raw cutletSlice a meat slab.
Bread.png Plain Bread Microwave a dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
. Used in all bread recipes.
Bun.png Bun Microwave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
. Used in burgers.
Pastrybase.png Pastry Base Microwave a raw pastry baseSlice a pie doughFlatten a cake batter15 flour
15 egg yolk or 15 soy milk
5 sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
with your rolling pin.
with your knife
. Used in most pastry recipes.
Cheesemixheated.png Heated Cheese Mix Microwave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave spaghettiProcess one dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
. Used in spaghetti recipes.
Pizzabread.png Pizza Bread Microwave a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
. Used in pizza recipes.
Pie.gif Plain Pie Microwave a pie doughFlatten a cake batter15 flour
15 egg yolk or 15 soy milk
5 sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
with your rolling pin.
. Used in pie recipes.
Regularcake.png Plain Cake Microwave a cake batter15 flour
15 egg yolk or 15 soy milk
5 sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
. Used in cake recipes.
Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave a spider leg.
Meatcutlet.png Cutlet Microwave a raw cutletSlice a meat slice with your knife. Used in many recipes with meat.
Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave a corn.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
Begg.png Boiled Egg Microwave an egg.
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave a rice bowl10 rice
10 water
. Used in rice recipes.
Khinkali.png Khinkali Microwave a raw khinkali1 dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife

1 meatballProcess one slab of human or monkey meat
.
Onionrings.png Onion Rings Microwave an onion slice.

Icecream Vat.png Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit flourGrind wheat or oat stalks + 1 unit sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 waffle cone1 unit flourGrind wheat or oat stalks
1 unit sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
+ 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate)
Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using crafting, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Burger.png Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 meat steakMicrowave a slab of meat
7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
Baconburger.png Bacon Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3 cooked baconMicrowave a raw baconProcess one raw cutletSlice a meat slab + 3 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knifes
19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Brain
8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Clown Mask
6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Mime Mask
6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Wizard Hat
8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 xeno meat steakMicrowave a slab of meat
9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Ali-yum!
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units slime jamProcess one slime or 5 units cherry jellyGrind cherries
2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin My insides are burning!
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 ectoplasmKill a shade
7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendixburger.png Appendix Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Appendix
8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
Fivealarmburger.png Five Alarm Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 ghost chili
6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin HOT! HOT!
Ratburger.png Rat Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 dead mouse
3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin What did you expect?
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3 meat steakMicrowave a slab of meats
17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knifes + 5 meat steakMicrowave a slab of meats
+ 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggMicrowave an eggs + 5 units saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
+ 5 units pepperGrind pepper-mills
44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Baseball.png Home Run Baseball Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Baseball Bat
6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
Empowered burger.gif Empowered Burger 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 Plasma sheets
8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatbread.png Meatbread 1 plain breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 3 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..s
30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread 1 plain breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
s + 3 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..s
30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Xbread.png Xeno-Bread 1 plain breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 xeno cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 3 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..s
30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spidermeatloaf.png Spider Meatloaf 1 plain breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 spider cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 3 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..s
30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 1 plain breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 boiled eggMicrowave an eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana
20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Mimanabread.png Mimana Bread 1 plain breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
s + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 1 plain breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 2 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..s + 5 units milk
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Baguette.png Baguette 2 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 unit saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
+ 1 unit pepperGrind pepper-mills
6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mimes favorite.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 (plain) bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
s + 1 meat steakMicrowave a slab of meat + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..
7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 (plain) bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
s + 2 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..
6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 1 bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 5 units slime jamProcess one slime or cherry jellyGrind cherries
1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Butteredtoast.png Buttered Toast 1 bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 1 butterMix 15 milk in the grinder
1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
Butterbiscuit.png Butter Biscuit 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 butterMix 15 milk in the grinder
1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Well butter my biscuit!
Butterdog.png Butterdog 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3 butterMix 15 milk in the grinder
1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Made from exotic butters.
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 (plain) bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
s + 5 wine10 Grape JuiceJuice Grapes
5 Universal Enzyme
2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.
Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 2 (plain) bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
s + 5 units slime jamProcess one slime or cherry jellyGrind cherries
2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Notasandwich.png Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
s
6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecreamsandwich.png Ice Cream Sandwich 1 ice cream1 unit milk
1 unit sugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units iceBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker + 5 units milk creamBooze-O-Mat (cream) or Service borg shaker or Biogenerator
2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 4 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..s + 1 Tomato
30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 5 mushrooms
30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 4 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. + 1 Tomato
40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Donkpocketpizza.png Donk Pocket Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 warm donk pocketsMicrowave a donk pocket + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes..
27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Dankpizza.png Dank Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. + 1 Tomato
25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Sassysagepizza.png Sassysage Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 meatballProcess a meat slabs + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a Cheese WheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. + 1 Tomato
6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Arnoldpizza.png Arnold Pizza 1 pizza breadMicrowave a Flat DoughFlatten a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
+ 3 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 1 boiled spaghettiMicrowave SpaghettiProcess a Dough SliceSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Tomatoes
6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 tomato pasta1 Boiled SpaghettiMicrowave SpaghettiProcess a Dough SliceSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane

2 Tomatoes
s
12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 1 boiled spaghettiMicrowave SpaghettiProcess a Dough SliceSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 meatballProcess a meat slabs
8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 1 boiled spaghettiMicrowave SpaghettiProcess a Dough SliceSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 4 meatballProcess a meat slabs
8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Lawyer's choice!
Chowmein.png Chowmein 1 boiled spaghettiMicrowave SpaghettiProcess a Dough SliceSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slab + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
Beefnoodle.png Beef Noodle 1 boiled spaghettiMicrowave SpaghettiProcess a Dough SliceSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Bowl + 2 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slab + 1 Cabbage
5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
Butternoodles.png Butter Noodles 1 boiled spaghettiMicrowave SpaghettiProcess a Dough SliceSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 butterMix 15 milk in the grinder
8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Noodles covered in savory butter.

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatballProcess a meat slab + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled eggMicrowave an egg + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin What, no crackers?
Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Eyeballsoup.png Eyeball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
Slimesoup.png Slime Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jamProcess one slime 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin Not very funny.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
+ 1 boiled eggMicrowave an egg + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife
7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:


Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
Omnizine, Banana,
Blood, Slime Jelly,
Toxin, Oculine,
Carbon

This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy DopeProcess a soy beans + 2 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
s
9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy DopeProcess a soy beans + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slab + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Oatmeal.png Oatmeal 1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin A nice bowl of oatmeal.
Sweetpotatosoup.png Sweet Potato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. + 2 Sweet potatoes 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
Redbeetsoup.png Red Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Quite a delicacy.
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 1 Bowl + 20 units water 20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) Makes you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Carp fillet
3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flourGrind wheat or oat stalks + 1 Chili Pepper 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 space friesProcess a potato + 1 Carp fillet 6 Nutriment The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 5 units flourGrind wheat or oat stalks + 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Carp fillet
4 Nutriment Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Sashimi.png Carp Sashimi 1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce40 units Soy Milk
10 units Sulphuric Acid
6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Sausage.png Sausage 1 meatballProcess a meat slab + 2 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 2 spider cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 1 spider egg + 1 saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin You swear it's still moving.
Cornedbeef.png Corned beef and cabbage 1 meat steakMicrowave a slab of meat + 2 Cabbages + 5 saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Bearsteak.gif Filet Migrawr 1 bear steakMicrowave a slab of meat + 5 units Manly Dorf2 parts beerBooze-O-Mat or beer keg or Service borg shaker
or
10 parts flour
5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)

4 parts aleBooze-O-Mat or Service borg shaker
(requires lighter)
2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
Khinkali.png Raw Khinkali 1 dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 meatballProcess a meat slab
1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatballProcess a meat slab 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin Heals everyone! Not really
Melonfruitbowl.png Melon Fruit Bowl 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin The only salad where you can eat the bowl
Fruitsalad.png Fruit Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Your standard fruit salad.
Junglesalad.png Jungle Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin Exotic fruits in a bowl.
Citrusdelight.png Citrus Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Citrus overload!
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flourGrind wheat or oat stalks + 1 unit saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
+ 1 unit pepperGrind pepper-mills
EE EEE!

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Banana
4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Berry
4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 bear steakMicrowave a slab of meat + 1 saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
+ 1 pepperGrind pepper-mills
10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 xeno cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs
10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Apple
4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Cherry
4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Amanita
5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Plump Helmet
8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Streusel Tart 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units milk + 5 units sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. + 1 Goldapple
8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Blumpkinpie.png Blumpkin Pie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units milk + 5 units sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. + 1 Blumpkin
3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
Dulcedebatata.png Dulce de Batata 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato 4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Delicious sliceable jelly.
Frostypie.png Frostypie 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Blue cherry
4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin. Tastes like blue and cold.
Bearypie.png Beary Pie 1 bear steakMicrowave a slab of meat + 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Berry
2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin No brown bears, this is a good sign.
Grapetart.png Grape Tart 1 plain pieMicrowave a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Carrots
20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knifes
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Cake Hat
20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Apples
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Brain
20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Oranges
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Limes
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Lemons
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 chocolate bar2 units Cocoa PowderGrind a Cocoa Pod
2 units Soy/Milk
2 units SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
s
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Pumpkinspicecake.png Pumpkin Spice Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Pumpkin
32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
Slimecake.png Slime Cake 1 plain cakeMicrowave a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Slime Extract
20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Cak.png Cak 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium. N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.

Cheese

These recipes require you to mix the ingredients together in a beaker and then add 5 units of universal enzyme, creating a cheese mix. This then needs to be heated and used in the processor to create the desired cheese wheel.

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Bluecheese.png Blue Cheese 30 units Cow Milk + 1 unit Penicillium Roqueforti 20 Nutriment, 15 Vitamin Sliceable.
Brie.png Brie 30 units Cow Milk + 1 unit Penicillium Candidum 20 Nutriment, 15 Vitamin Sliceable.
Cheesewheel.gif Cheddar 30 units Cow Milk + 1 unit Mesophillic Culture 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin Sliceable. Can be used to make custom cheddar.
Feta.png Feta 30 units Sheep Milk + 1 unit Mesophillic Culture 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin Sliceable.
Goatcheese.png Goat Cheese 30 units Goat Milk + 1 unit Mesophillic Culture 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin Sliceable.
Halloumi.png Halloumi 15 units Sheep Milk + 15 units Goat Milk + 1 unit Mesophillic Culture 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin Sliceable.
Mozzarella.png Mozzarella 30 units Cow Milk + 5 units Lemon Juice 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin Sliceable.
Parmesan.png Parmesan 30 units Cow Milk + 10 units Salt 200 Nutriment, 50 Vitamin, 20 Parmesan Delight After making, takes 20 minutes until it is fully matured.
Swisscheese.png Swiss Cheese 30 units Cow Milk + 1 unit Thermophillic Culture 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 space friesProcess a potato + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife 6 Nutriment Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 eggs + 2 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knifes 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 egg + 1 unit saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
+ 1 unit pepperGrind pepper-mills
2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife 6 Nutriment No bacon bits?
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knifes + 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Clogs your arteries, healthily!
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-Pocket 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 meatballProcess a meat slab
4 Nutriment Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hotdog.png Hot Dog 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Sausage1 meatballProcess a meat slab
2 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs
+ 5 units KetchupGrind tomatoes
6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Pigblanket.png Pig in a Blanket 1 bunMicrowave a dough sliceSlice a flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 butterMix 15 milk in the grinder + 1 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slab
6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
Benedict.png Eggs Benedict 1 fried egg1 Boiled EggMicrowave an egg
1 unit Salt1 part Sodium
1 part Chlorine
1 part Water

1 unit Pepper
+ 1 meat steakMicrowave a slab of meat + 1 bread sliceSlice any breadMicrowave a Dough15 parts flour
10 parts water
6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Beans.png Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units KetchupGrind tomatoes 10 Nutriment Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Donut.png Donut 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 unit sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units berry juiceJuice Berries or slime jamProcess one slime or cherry jellyGrind cherries
3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin Security members recover more morale with these.
Mdonut.png Meat Donut 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 meat slab
3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup Tastes as gross as it looks.
Cdonut.png Chaos Donut 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units Hot SauceGrind chilis + 5 units Cold SauceGrind ice peppers
2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 2 Human Meats
10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 2 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Soy Bean
10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 2 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 2 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane.
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin.png Muffin 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units milk
6 Nutriment Muffin!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units milk + 1 Berry
6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 ectoplasmKill a shade
6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker.png Cracker 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Poppy Seed
5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Plump Helmet
5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmealcookie.png Oatmeal cookie 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Oat stalk
5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisincookie.png Raisin Cookie 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins
5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherrycupcake.png Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Cherry
5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Bluecherrycupcake.png Blue Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Blue cherry
5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Dankpocket.png Dank-pocket 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 Cannabis
3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
Khachapuri.png Khachapuri 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife + 5 units egg yolk
12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
Chococornet.png Chocolate Cornet 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 1 unit Salt + 1 chocolate bar2 units Cocoa PowderGrind a Cocoa Pod
2 units Soy/Milk
2 units SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Honeybun.png Honey Bun 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
+ 5 units Honey
5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Pancake.png Pancake 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Bbpancake.png Blueberry Pancake 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
, 1 Berry
6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Ccpancake.png Chocolate Chip Pancake 1 pastry baseMicrowave a Raw Pastry BaseSlice a Pie DoughFlatten a Cake Batter15 parts flour
15 parts Egg YolkBreak an egg into a beaker or 15 units Soy Milk
5 parts SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
, 1 chocolate bar2 units Cocoa PowderGrind a Cocoa Pod
2 units Soy/Milk
2 units SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 boiled eggMicrowave an egg + 1 chocolate bar2 units Cocoa PowderGrind a Cocoa Pod
2 units Soy/Milk
2 units SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Chococoin.png Chocolate Coin 1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar2 units Cocoa PowderGrind a Cocoa Pod
2 units Soy/Milk
2 units SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
Chocodice.png Fudge Dice 1 Die + 1 chocolate bar2 units Cocoa PowderGrind a Cocoa Pod
2 units Soy/Milk
2 units SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
3 Nutriment, 1 Coco You get a fudge die after eating it.
Chocoorange.png Chocolate Orange 1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar2 units Cocoa PowderGrind a Cocoa Pod
2 units Soy/Milk
2 units SugarGrind White Beet or Sugar Cane
6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units water + 5 units sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. + 1 Apple 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Happy Halloween generic shift!
Sundae.png Sundae 5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin A classic desert.
Honkdae.png Honkdae 5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin The clown's favorite desert.
Spacefreezy.png Space Freezy 5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 blue cherry jellyGrind cherries, 4 Vitamin The best icecream in space!
Honeybar.png Honey Nut Bar 1 Oat + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Spiderlollipop.png Spider Lollipop 1 Rod + 5 sugarGrind white beet or sugar cane. + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling 1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce40 units Soy Milk
10 units Sulphuric Acid
+ 2 boiled eggMicrowave an eggs + 1 Chanterelle
5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units soy sauce40 units Soy Milk
10 units Sulphuric Acid
+ 2 xeno cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs
6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 2 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slabs + 2 chilis + 2 tortillaProcess a corns 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin Spicy.
Classictaco.png Classic Taco 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife + 1 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slab + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
Plaintaco.png Plain Taco 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife + 1 cutletMicrowave a Raw CutletSlice a meat slab 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
Wrap.png Egg Wrap 1 fried egg1 Boiled EggMicrowave an egg
1 unit Salt1 part Sodium
1 part Chlorine
1 part Water

1 unit Pepper
+ 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce40 units Soy Milk
10 units Sulphuric Acid
5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Burrito.png Burrito 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 2 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Delicious!
CheesyBurrito.png Cheesy Burrito 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 2 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knifes + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin It's a burrito filled with cheese.
CarneBurrito.png Carne Asada Burrito 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best burrito for meat lovers.
PlasmaBurrito.png Fuego Plasma Burrito 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin A super spicy burrito.
Kebab.png Kebab 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steakMicrowave a slab of meats (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steakMicrowave a slab of meats, 2 tofu5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
10 soy milk
s, or 1 lizard tail
8 Nutriment You get the metal rod back after eating.
Nachos.png Nachos 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 1 unit saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt Chips from Space Mexico
CheesyNachos.png Cheesy Nachos 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 1 cheese wedgeSlice a cheese wheelProcess one heated cheese mixMicrowave a cheese mixMix 30 of the required milk mix + 5 universal enzyme.. Used in most cheese recipes.. with your knife + 1 unit saltSodium
Chlorine
Water
6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
Cuban Nachos.png Cuban Nachos 1 tortillaProcess a corn + 5 units KetchupGrind tomatoes + 2 Chili pepper 7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Melonkeg.gif Melon Keg 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka 9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin Who knew vodka was a fruit?
Stuffedlegion.gif Stuffed Legion 1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units KetchupGrind tomatoes + 2 units Capsaicin 5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 10 Tricordrazine, 2 Vitamin Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
Powercrepe.png Powercrepe 1 flat doughFlatten a dough15 flour
10 water
with your rolling pin
+ 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly With great power, comes great crepes.
Branrequests.png Bran Requests Cereal 1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
Riceandpork.png Rice and Pork 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine It's rice and ..."pork".
Eggbowl.png Egg Bowl 1 boiled riceMicrowave a Rice Bowl10 Rice
10 Water
1 Bowl
+ 1 boiled eggMicrowave an egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding 1 boiled riceMicrowave a Rice Bowl10 Rice
10 Water
1 Bowl
+ 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 Meatball + 1 Cabbage 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Has the potential to not be Dog.
Ratkebab.png Rat kebab 1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Doubleratkebab.png Double Rat Kebab 2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Twice the rat, twice the flavor.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Cheddar Use ingredients on a cheddar wheel. Sliceable for custom cheddar wedge.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy.png Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola.png Space Cola Cola. in space.
Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind.
Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
Energy drink.png Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of Cola and orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.

Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.

Other food

Picture Item Description
Cookie.gif Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
Lollipop.png Lollipop Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
Gumball.png Gumball Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not just sugar, but also Bicaridine and Kelotane.